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Comic of the day

Dubya Cheats the Card Dealer

by Rednecks_2_Rox
9/10 71 pts / 8 Votes - 7 comments
Hm? *glances around*

Why am I in a casino again...?
You probably came to gamble...

And...why is a kangaroo talking to me?
Beats the hell out of me!

Well, who--excuse me, what--are you, anyway?
I'm Mister Kanga, the Kangaroo Kard Dealer!

I beleive that you spelled the word "card" incorrectly.
How would you know? You're Dubya, for Hell's sake!

True...
So, you gonna play a game of Poker or what?

Um, sure, but first, why don't you go have a snack?
Good idea! You wanna come, George-I'm-an-id iot-Bush?

Nah, I'd rather wait here.
Suit yourself.

*glances around*

No one's looking!

*picks up deck of cards and puts two aces on top* Since my last name begins with a "B" these cards will be dealed to me first...muhaha.. .
THUMP THUMP THUMP!
He's coming back!

*puts cards down and acts like an angel*


I saw that.

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6.You didn't read half of it because your a fucking hypocrite.
7. 22.12.06 at 20:53 |doctor_who10/10
doctor_who
i didnt read half of it cos it was so looooooooooooong
6. 23.04.06 at 07:32 |evil_duck91
evil_duck91
great
5. 14.04.06 at 00:33 |killn00bs10/10
killn00bs
good
4. 12.04.06 at 13:25 |modedude7/10
modedude
hmmm....hes not that smart..... 8/10
3. 12.04.06 at 06:28 |I_Z_Z_Y8/10
I_Z_Z_Y
SWEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!
2. 11.04.06 at 21:39 |whathisface2210/10
whathisface22
Fantastique!
1. 11.04.06 at 21:27 |doctorwho10/10
doctorwho
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