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FuckMan`s Fatal Attraction

by FuckMan
8/10 118 pts / 14 Votes - 4 comments
Clara, I`m back!

You won`t believe what I read in the newspaper!
Clara`s not here. I let myself in the back door. I`ve been waiting for you.

You again? Why do you keep coming here? You shouldn`t be here. This is Clara`s place.
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, man!

You're so sad. You know that, WHO? Lonely and very sad.
Don't you ever pity me, you smug bastard.

I'll pity you... I'll pity you. I'll pity you because you're sick.
Why? Because I won't allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage?

I don`t want you to ever come near me again. Is that clear?
You play fair with me, I'll play fair with you.

This isn`t a game, WHO. This is real life. You need to grow up and... where are you going?

That`s the bathroom, WHO!

What the bloody hell could he be doing in there?

*sniff* Stupid elk. I`m such a stupid stupid elk. *sniff*
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Great ending.
4. 22.04.06 at 02:09 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EET!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. 12.04.06 at 02:35 |whathisface2210/10
whathisface22
There`s noting funnier than doctorwho slash fanfic.
2. 12.04.06 at 01:03 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
Oh, my!
1. 11.04.06 at 23:14 |Rednecks_2_Rox10/10
Rednecks_2_Rox
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