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How Invader Zim Stole Easter

by Entropic_Catalyst

220 pts / 22 Votes - 23 comments


	Despite my attempts to cancel any and all fun-related events in your lives, the skool board has decided that you are still entitled to your holiday weekend.


	Holiday?

Skool


	So while I can`t stop you from gouging yourselves on sickeningly sweet junkfood until you`re all morbidly obese with rotting teeth, I can assign you a forty-thousand word essay to be handed in next week entitled "What Easter Means To Me and Why I Should Just Forget About the Whole Thing and Face the Harsh Realities of Life in the Real World."


	Ms. Bitters, perhaps it would help if you could explain what this "Easter" is?


	You don`t even know what Easter is, Zim? How can you pretend to be from this planet when you don`t even know any of our customs?


	I... am not allowed to celebrate holidays at home. Yes, that`s it. Very cruel human parents have I. That is my scrutiny-proof alibi for not knowing of this "Easter."


	So you`ve never even heard of the Easter Bunny, then? The magic talking rabbit that sneaks into your home when you`re asleep and leaves eggs and candy?


	Nonsense! You speak lies, fellow Earthling! No mere rabbit could ever infiltrate my base--uh, I mean house. You shall not trick Zim!


	Whatever, Zim. A long weekend just means that much more time I can spend keeping an eye on you, protecting the world from your evil schemes!


	I have no idea what you`re talking about. I scheme only to spend a relaxing weekend in my rabbit-free home innocently writing my essay like any other normal human child.


	What if that troublemaker Dib was right about this "Easter Bunny?" If a talking rabbit could breach the security parameters of our base, he`d surely alert the Earth authorities to our presence.


	I want to meet a bunny with a cute fluffy tail!


	We can`t afford to take any chances, Gir. We must return to the base immediately.


	I`ll feed him carrots, just like Bugs Bunny! Woooo!


	Gaz, I need your help. I just know Zim is planning something fiendish and diabolical. We need to monitor the signals from his base and thwart his plans. The fate of the planet depends on it!


	I`m only going to say this once, Dib: If you ruin my long weekend, I will destroy your soul.

The Membrane household


	Okay, tell you what, Gaz, I`ll monitor the signals and let you know if anything important happens.


	Computer, access all Earth databases for information pertaining to a being known as the Easter Bunny. I need a full assessment of his strengths and abilities.


	I want to see pictures of the baby bunnies!

Zim`s base


	This is more serious than I thought! According to these files, the Easter Bunny can enter any home he wishes and is fast enough to deliver chocolate to everyone in the world in only one night. He could even get inside our base!


	Anyone who brings me chocolate is my friend!


	No, Gir. This Easter Bunny is not... wait... maybe you`re on to something.


	I am?


	If we had access to the Easter Bunny`s secrets and resources, we could gain access to every building on Earth!


	We could visit all the children and teach them to dance the Macarena!


	Incoming transmission. Oh no, it`s from Zim.


	What does he want now?

Aboard The Massive


	My Tallest, I`m calling to let you know that I am nearing completion of my mission. I have discovered a new source of power that will help me defeat the humans once and for all.


	Yay! Genocide!


	You tell us that every week, Zim.


	Yeah, what`s the brilliant plan this time?


	A being of immense power known as the Easter Bunny exists somewhere on this planet. If I can capture this creature, I can force it to reveal it`s secrets to me. Once I have mastered the power of the Bunny, I`ll be able to deliver anything I want to all the people of the Earth, even stink bombs! Bwa ha ha ha ha!


	Stinky! Woooo!


	The Easter Bunny? Is this some kind of... animal?


	And you really believe it has that much power?


	Oh yes, my Tallest. Every year, the Easter Bunny visits this planet`s entire population, treating them to portions of it`s seemingly infinite supply of chocolate. But my idea--


	Wait, did you say chocolate?


	And did you say infinite supply?


	Yes, but that`s not the important part--


	I love chocolate!


	And I love infinite supplies!


	All right, Zim. Listen up. You have new orders.


	We want that chocolate. Do whatever it takes to get ahold of it.


	But what about my plan to conquer the humans?


	Yummie yummie yummie, I got love in my tummy...


	Forget about the humans. If you can bring us the Bunny`s chocolate, we`ll handle the rest ourselves.


	Once you`ve delivered the chocolate, we`ll nuke all the life off that miserable little planet and be done with it.


	Excellent! This is better than I imagined! Victory is within my grasp! My grasp!


	Victory!


	Gir, prepare the time machine. Program it to take us to the one being who is the very source of Easter.


	Yes, my master!


	Dad, I need to use the time machine!


	Now now, Son. We`ve been over this before. You know you`re not old enough to be piloting the time machine.


	But I just intercepted a transmission from Zim and his leaders. He`s going to use his time machine to try to capture the Easter Bunny. I have to stop him!


	I don`t care what your little friend`s parents allow him to do. In this house, time travel is for adults only, and that`s final, young man.


	Then... the world is doomed!

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	Read the comic, heartagram, it will double your fun.
	23. 05.06.08 at 01:36 \|Marie_Potter


	Sweet
	22. 31.05.07 at 15:23 \|MDickson


	didnt read the comic, but those are fucking sweet avatars
	21. 06.08.06 at 04:57 \|heartagram_666


	We larve it!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!
	20. 13.05.06 at 11:26 \|Mr_Washington


	Dude im dumb how do you get your own little things into your comics? Like your zim...How do you do that?
	19. 06.05.06 at 02:35 \|jingo


	16. Once again, doctordumbass proves that he doesn`t understand the links that he himself posts. That link proves that "elk" doesn`t mean what you`re trying to pretend it means, you stupid elk!
	18. 26.04.06 at 03:21 \|Entropic_Catalyst


	16. So you agree you fit that definition then eh? :P
	17. 22.04.06 at 20:26 \|thecaptainofo


	13. Ah, I see you know your definitions. http://encarta.ms... Not to be confused with "the stupid elk" aka grouchobeer.
	16. 20.04.06 at 13:44 \|doctorwho


	20
	15. 19.04.06 at 19:22 \|FatiFatiBumBum


	great comic
	14. 19.04.06 at 15:00 \|Chocotof


	12. A charitable, points giving organisation?
	13. 19.04.06 at 00:59 \|thecaptainofo


	I didn't read it, but I'm gonna give it 10.
	12. 17.04.06 at 19:44 \|doctorwho


	yummy yummy yummy i've got love in my tummy..
	11. 17.04.06 at 19:41 \|thecaptainofo


	Cool.......
	10. 17.04.06 at 19:07 \|CheGuevara


	Awesome comic, as well as awesome avatars. Great work!
	9. 17.04.06 at 17:31 \|FFXking


	yep.. great avatar artwork as usual E_C
	8. 17.04.06 at 17:09 \|onemonkey


	I love invader zim I even have a picture of him above my tv and this is a great comic
	7. 17.04.06 at 08:38 \|modedude


	how do you get avaters like that? they are not on the list of avatars they have. how do you get them! plz tell me. do you customize them or something? oh ya. i love invader zim! you r a true fan and know more than i do and i thought i was obbsesed. hehe i voted 10! ^_^
	6. 17.04.06 at 04:00 \|kori007


	10^10
	5. 17.04.06 at 01:25 \|onemonkey


	that rocks! except the avatars are kinda funky lookin'.
	4. 17.04.06 at 01:08 \|lancerO9


	To be continued. Part 1 was all setup, so part 2 will be all payoff. Promise.
	3. 17.04.06 at 01:04 \|Entropic_Catalyst


	zim is awsome
	2. 17.04.06 at 01:04 \|killn00bs


	You know a lot about Invader Zim.
	1. 17.04.06 at 01:02 \|Rednecks_2_Rox

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