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How Invader Zim Stole Easter part 2

by Entropic_Catalyst

227 pts / 23 Votes - 23 comments


	What are you so moapy about?


	Dad wouldn't let me use the time machine. Now the whole world's going to be blown up and there's nothing I can do about it.


	Always with the whining. Do you know what your real problem is, Dib? You've forgotten the true meaning of Easter.


	What does that have to do with anything?


	Oh, listen up. Maybe you'll learn something. Easter is the one day of the year when the Masters of the Dark Dimension fall into their deep regenerative sleep.


	Well of course! Everyone knows that! What`s your point?


	In case you forgot, our house was built over one of their gateways. That`s why the washing machine never works. For the next 24 hours, the gateway will be open with no one guarding it. You could use it to travel to any stupid place you want.


	That's brilliant! Gaz, you`re a genius!


	Whatever.


	With the two of us working together, Zim doesn't stand a chance! Brother and sister, saving the world... as a team!


	You think I'm going with you? Pffft!


	Um... okay, then... I'll save the world, and... I'll try to bring you back something nice.


	Are you sure you set the coordinates correctly, Gir? I don`t see any rabbits anywhere. Where is this being that is the source of all Easter power?


	Erm... I don't know.


	There are some humans gathered around that mound over there, though. Let's disguise ourselves so we can question them.


	Okey dokey! Wee hoo!


	Greetings, helmeted stick-bearer. I am a stranger of the normal human variety. Would you happen to know of any all-powerful beings that might be in the neighborhood? I promise not to crush you.


	You must want the guy on the cross. Your dog's sniffing around him right now.


	I love you!


	Likewise.


	You, wood-dweller. Perhaps you have the information I need.


	Hi, Zim. Your robot is very cute.


	AHH! You know my identity? My mission is compromised!


	I'm assuming you're the one Dad sent to rescue me. Hard to tell, though. He works in such mysterious ways.


	Hmm, maybe this isn't a problem after all. Perhaps this is an ally merely pretending to be a human.


	Yummie yummie yummie, I've got love in my tummy...


	What exactly do you need rescuing from, beard-wearer?


	Well, I've been nailed to this cross here, meaning that I'm going to die.


	I see.


	And what I would like is to not die.


	I see.


	So this is the part where you help.


	Very well, cross-bourne one, I offer you my assistance. I can give you an Urken regeneration pill which will heal all wounds on your body and restore you to full health approximately three days after your death. In exchange, I demand the Easter Bunny!


	Deal! May I ask what you want the Easter Bunny for, though?


	2000 years from now, the Easter Bunny will be my key to causing the end of all mankind! Bwa ha ha ha ha!


	The Apocalypse, of course! To think, all those random speeches I rambled off for attention actually make sense now!


	Now, to slowly reach into my pocket and get you the regeneration pill...


	Yes, give me the drugs and I'll help you destroy this world...


	This gateway seems to go on forever. I've tracked Zim's time machine, though. It should be coming up just ahead.


	I'd better get my Alien Blaster ready. It's guaranteed to vaporize any life form that's not from Earth, but I've only got one shot. I have no choice but to use it on Zim before he steals Easter and destroys the planet.


	Where am I?


	Hi, Dib!


	Dib? That meddling Earth boy will ruin everything!


	Yeah, can I have my pill now?


	You won't get awy with it this time, Zim! Eat atomic death!


	Mmmm, atomic death!

FLASH!


	What happened? Did I get him?


	When do I get to see the bunny?


	I'm alive. He missed. See that, cross guy? He missed!


	Cross guy?


	Hey, that kid killed Jesus!


	Uh oh! I'm very very sorry, everyone. I--


	He's saved us all!


	Huh?


	No! I never had time to give him the regeneration pill! Now he'll never be able to help me capture the Easter Bunny!


	Hooray!


	Our hero! From now on, today shall be forever known as "Some Kid Who's Name We Never Bothered Asking Day."


	You will pay for this, Dib! You will pay!


	I'm gonna make a new Jesus out of chocolate!


	I did it, Gaz. I stopped Zim from stealing Easter.


	What's Easter?


	Oh, right. I changed history, so I'm the only one who remembers Easter now.


	We're going to be late for skool if you don't shut up, weirdo.


	It's time to hand in your forty-thousand word essays entitled "Some Kid Who's Name We Never Bothered Asking Day is a Stupid Name Because it Would Have Been Much Easier to Just Ask His Name."


	Oh no, I didn't write my essay!


	I'm doomed!


	Mwa ha ha ha ha!

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	Is that why we're using stale chocolate eggs as doorstops nowadays?
	23. 05.06.08 at 01:17 \|Marie_Potter


	great great great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
	22. 24.05.06 at 18:01 \|sheckler


	Great
	21. 18.05.06 at 12:42 \|harlee


	BEST COMIC EVER!
	20. 02.05.06 at 19:55 \|LilSammy


	I agree with modedude but its not one of the best ITS THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER READ!
	19. 21.04.06 at 19:44 \|RudeyRON123


	invader zim rocks
	18. 20.04.06 at 19:53 \|MDickson20


	One of the best comics ever
	17. 20.04.06 at 16:47 \|modedude


	awsome
	16. 20.04.06 at 02:08 \|killn00bs


	jealousy abound batman
	15. 19.04.06 at 21:33 \|insertnamehere


	I love invader zim!
	14. 19.04.06 at 19:46 \|Mr_Washington


	ace beans
	13. 19.04.06 at 19:27 \|Mr_Washington


	Hooray
	12. 19.04.06 at 19:26 \|FatiFatiBumBum


	truly amazing!
	11. 19.04.06 at 15:09 \|Chocotof


	"The Kid Whose Name We Never Bothered Asking Day"!!!!!!!
	10. 19.04.06 at 12:30 \|CheGuevara


	Superb!
	9. 19.04.06 at 10:26 \|RudeyRON123


	when do i get to see the bunny rabbit?
	8. 19.04.06 at 01:44 \|onemonkey


	Hilarious. I am a converted true believer in the Church of the Kid Who's Name We Never Bothered Asking! 10
	7. 19.04.06 at 01:02 \|thecaptainofo


	wooooo!
	6. 19.04.06 at 00:46 \|lancerO9


	Once again, excellent comic! Perfect score!
	5. 19.04.06 at 00:14 \|FFXking


	Homocide. Weee.
	4. 18.04.06 at 23:59 \|Rednecks_2_Rox


	2. Invader Zim isn`t as deep or "dark" as his comics, but it`s still very recognizeable as his brand of humor. I think you`d like it.
	3. 18.04.06 at 23:55 \|Entropic_Catalyst


	I've read his comics, but I've never seen Invader Zim.
	2. 18.04.06 at 23:43 \|boinky33


	Special thanks to those without whom this comic would not have been possible: Jhonen Vasquez, for creating Invader Zim and the world he lives in. Praada, for making the Zim avatars. Jesus the Easter Demon, for inventing chocolate rabbits. If you like Invader Zim, you`d love Vasquez`s comics. He`s 100 trillion times funnier in print. That`s an actual statistic. I didn`t make it up. Click the link, Earth pigs! http://www.amaz...
	1. 18.04.06 at 23:35 \|Entropic_Catalyst

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