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FUCKMAN receives some drastic news

by FuckMan
9/10 114 pts / 13 Votes - 10 comments
*yawn*

???
SLASH! SLASH!
Codename: WHO, are you in the toilet again playing with yourself?
SLASH! SLASH!
Or are you still in the closet?
Not in the closet. You must've come out and hid here in the toilet.

WHO? WHO? Where are you? Are you behind those shower curtains?
SLASH! SLASH!
drip dripdrip!
Hey baby.

Hey there WHO. Still slicing your own throat glaadly then? You know how much it turns me on, what you'd love to do to people who find child abuse funny.

Yeah about that. That was getting old. So I thought I'd try something new. Remember when you told me that most romantic of things?

You mean when I said your hemmorhoids looked like juicy grapes and you got me to squeeze them with a nail clipper?

Woops! I meant the 2nd most romantic thing you told me. That dream you had.

That weird one where you and I were living in an alternate future reality and had a baby together? What about it?
It inspired me to do something..

Something different.. Something romantic and loving, just for you.

drip dripdripdrip
As a gift to you grouchyofogarf*c k'dman33, I've decided to become your perfect partner in order to physically attain and achieve that beautiful dream you had.

I've done a 'self-bobbit' on my angry inch. Heehee.

drip dripdrip
!!!!!!!!!!!!

drip dripdrip
Hang on, there's still a bit left I need to finish off.

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
DRIP DRIP DRIP
drip drip drip
You can finger my wound if you want.

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Y haw
10. 17.10.06 at 01:00 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
LOL
9. 29.05.06 at 16:44 |Bobrules6/10
Bobrules
I larve it, cool comic Fuckman
8. 22.04.06 at 17:33 |Mr_Washington
Mr_Washington
-33 points.

3. 22.04.06 at 02:27 |doctorwho



Don't be so grouchy doctorwho. Just keep slashing away at that wound of yours so you'll have a nice, fresh vagina at the end. And do take note: your attempts at giving me a negative score did not work now that trelkax has fixed the bugs you use to manipulate them! Hahahahaha
7. 22.04.06 at 11:45 |FuckMan10/10
FuckMan
YAY!!!!
6. 22.04.06 at 09:35 |modedude10/10
modedude
I`m neutral.
5. 22.04.06 at 06:08 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
Doctorwho, you dirty pig fucker!
4. 22.04.06 at 02:50 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
-33 points.
3. 22.04.06 at 02:27 |doctorwho0/10
doctorwho
HA! HA! HA! Very funny!

P.S. If doctorwho comments on this comic, that means he fucks pigs.
2. 22.04.06 at 02:19 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
lol
1. 22.04.06 at 02:10 |Cartman6910/10
Cartman69
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