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Uterus Quest Part 3: Assault On Sex Shop 69

by FuckMan
9/10 141 pts / 15 Votes - 8 comments
Jaysus, where on earth am I going to obtain myself a fresh uterus for implantation?

I've tried calling up a degenerate country known for hawking off body organs to the black market AND a black abortion clinic, but without any success. Where oh where do I find myself slutty women who'd want to sell their uterus to me?


I KNOW!

This is the right place if I remember correctly.

The perfect place for the perfect uterus. And this time I'll take no chances! If I cannot obtain a uterus by asking these stupid sluts, I'll have to do so by force!

Hmm. But in order to do so, I must conceal my identity, so that I can protect myself in this very delicate, perfect womb heist job!

Luckily for me, I brought the perfect disguise. Nobody will know it's ME in this gimp suit I rented from my 'citrus fruit' who works at the gay parphernalia shop next door.

I'll just slip this marital aide in the rear cleavage suit , whle I think of the perfect cover code name, I'm off!
zip!
Oooh... That tickles, but it feels so nice! Eheeheehee. It's going to be 'nighty night' for all those painted jezebels inside!
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

'Where's my fried chicken, bitch?'
AIEEEEE!
What's the sitrep Officer Dick?
PUT YOUR GODDAMNED GUN DOWN OFFICER KANT!
10 minutes later:-
CHEESES, Dick, you cunt! I'm NOT carrying a gun. Your eyes are red. You been smokin' crack again?
Kant, you dick! Your eyes are glazed. You been eatin donuts?

Uhh.. Yes, I guess so.
What are we talking about here? Getting high? No. We're talking about a journey, man. A subconscious safari. A mental mind trek. This sex shop has been raped, pillaged and fucked! And the mind is the only uncharted territory!

Uhm, okay.. I'll just leave you SWAT boys alone now. Get back to observation with your sniper scopes and smoking crystalline tropane alkaloid rocks to help stay alert. That's what we pay you for, right?
Happy New Year Sarge.

What the FUCK do you want? WHO the fuck are you? LET ME GO! I'VE CALLED THE COPS AND THEY'RE OUTSIDE!
Inside:-
My uhh.. My name is 'Gandalf24', Irish Womb Terrorist! I got you where I want you, you hoor of Babylon! Now, I must insist you give me your uterus.
bzzzzzzzz
I don't bed criminals, okay? I fuck badboys, like Fuckman! And you don't sound Irish to me.. ?
bzzzzzzzz
Ugh! Tsk tsk, filthy degenerate! You actually thought.. You thought I wanted to make sex with a harlot like you? Tut tut tut. Especially, when you once tried to take F**ck'man away from me? HAH!

Now, your ovaries - give them to me, now mo chara.
bzzzzzzzzzzz
Whu.. WHO are you? Take off your 'disguise' and show yourself, if you're MAN enough!
bzzzzzzzzzz
zip!
Hello... Clarice. Fff fff fff fff fff fff
!!!!!

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8. 01.05.06 at 03:58 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
tut tut tut! doctorwho found the comic funny but voted zero anyway. so pred to the ictable!
7. 29.04.06 at 13:59 |FuckMan10/10
FuckMan
Wow
6. 29.04.06 at 11:04 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
Awesome.
5. 29.04.06 at 07:22 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
i only see good things for you
4. 29.04.06 at 04:25 |Cartman6910/10
Cartman69
Another great episode!
3. 29.04.06 at 04:10 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
haha
2. 29.04.06 at 03:12 |doctorwho1/10
doctorwho
OMG
1. 29.04.06 at 03:09 |I_Z_Z_Y10/10
I_Z_Z_Y
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