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Uterus Quest Part 4: Buffalo Elk

by FuckMan
9/10 118 pts / 13 Votes - 8 comments
*looks into mirror*

Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me. I'd f*ck me hard.

HELP! SOMEBODY!
B to the itch! Won't it shut the dam feck up!?!!
HEEELLLPPPP!
HELP! SOMEBODY! I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM! I WAS KNOCKED OUT AND BLINDFOLDED AND KIDNAPPED! HELP! SOMEONE!

Who.. WHO's there?
SHUT TO THE UP!
See Mr. Whiskerbiscuit? I told you it would shut up!

It rubs the lotion up its v*gina. It does whatever it is told.

Is that.. Is that you WHO! I KNOW it's you! I can hear you up there you crazy person with your crazy uterus kidnapping idea!

It rubs the lotion up its v*gina or else it gets the hose again.

Yes, it will, Mr. Whiskerbiscuit, won't it? It will get the hose!

Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my lover, Fuckman is a real important person... I guess you already know that.

Now it places the lotion in the basket.

Please! Please just let me go!

It places the lotion in the basket.

Look, I don't understand what you really want, but if you let me go I'll do my best to give whatever it is you need!

PUT THE F*CKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

Fine, take your goddamn lotion. Happy? Now will you let me go???

*sniff*sniff*
WHO starts snorting the lotion.
You see Mr. Whiskerbiscuit? You can smell? I myself cannot. It uses Evian skin cream, and sometimes it wears L'Air du Temps, but not today.

Look, WHO. You're... You're really serious about this whole uterus thing, aren't you? You're not kidding, right?

w00t w00t!

I.. I see. But.. Didn't you try buying a uterus elsewhere? From an organ bank or hospital or something?

I did suceed in purchasing one from a slutty black hoe crack whore outside that abortion clinic. It was rotten, junked-up and unuseable. So I ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
I want to lick my own asshole.

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i know he is the best
8. 01.05.06 at 22:49 |Crapman10/10
Crapman
FUCKMAN makes sweet comics
7. 01.05.06 at 22:45 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
Another great episode.
6. 01.05.06 at 21:28 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
Best damn comic show period.
5. 01.05.06 at 03:54 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Cool stuff.

Pretty sweet
4. 01.05.06 at 01:55 |pulse9/10
pulse
Mmm hmm, I thought that was you meowing in my blog a few months back.
3. 30.04.06 at 22:21 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
lol
2. 30.04.06 at 03:25 |I_Z_Z_Y9/10
I_Z_Z_Y
I love your comics.
1. 30.04.06 at 03:06 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
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