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Uterus Quest Part 5: Silence Of The Elk

by FuckMan
7/10 130 pts / 18 Votes - 13 comments
What is it that you really want, WHO?

First principles, Clarice. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in myself? What is my nature? What do I do, this thing I seek?

You kidnap women?

No! That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing I do, what need do I serve by kidnapping?

Anger, social resentment, sexual frustration...

No, I covet. That's my nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer.

No. We just...

No. Precisely. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel my eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes move over the things you want?

So, you seek a uterus, any uterus, in order to complete your self-image, self-esteem and self-confidence as a man-made woman, reinventing yourself to be the ideal, the perfect woman for Fuckman?

But when in fact, Fuckman is only interested in you for gay sex and when he does prefer women he comes to me to satiate his hetero desires instead? And that just won't do WHO, it just won't do, won't it? So in order to beat me, you need my uterus to become me. Without it, you only have a self-inflicted smelly axe wound that serves as a metaphor for your being.

You're nothing more than a smelly, dirty cunt.

You'll never be me WHO. You'll never be anything more than a pale imitation of a woman, or even that of a pre-op transexual (I can still see an angry centimetre or two you forgot to slice off. Is that mangled thing what you think a clit looks like?). You can never be the real thing. Just give it up WHO. Just let me go, and accept WHO you really are, a closeted frustrated self-hating homosexual.

Meow.

You know what you look like to me, with your silicon tits and your porn star makeup? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Clarice? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia.

What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the elk? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the sex shop.

You see a lot don't you WHO. Why don't you turn that high-powered perception at yourself and tell us what you see, or, maybe you're afraid to.

Tut tut tut! You women are all b to the itches! How very dare you!

Tell me, WHO - have the elk stopped screaming?

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so dat full condom
13. 15.04.08 at 23:59 |imjussyhot0/10
imjussyhot
Excellent.
12. 04.05.06 at 16:59 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
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11. 02.05.06 at 21:52 |sixe0/10
sixe
it wuz the gayest thinmg ive ever seen
10. 02.05.06 at 17:55 |temadre0/10
temadre
I Will Clone You For This Fuck!!!

losers
9. 02.05.06 at 17:51 |GarethAllan0/10
GarethAllan
Kick ass series!
8. 02.05.06 at 08:47 |Wilson_Kids110/10
Wilson_Kids1
Wonderful series. I really like the reference to boinky's comic too! I had almost forgotten about it!
7. 02.05.06 at 01:12 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
That was great. Thanks for linking to my comic.
6. 01.05.06 at 05:43 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Brilliant!
5. 01.05.06 at 03:53 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Meow!

This series is the best thing I`ve seen on this site in a long time.
4. 30.04.06 at 22:23 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
funny
3. 30.04.06 at 19:51 |I_Z_Z_Y10/10
I_Z_Z_Y
2. 30.04.06 at 18:00 |Rednecks_2_Rox10/10
Rednecks_2_Rox
Lolz
1. 30.04.06 at 14:29 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara