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The Rebellious Penguin

by pulse
10/10 50 pts / 5 Votes - 5 comments
So when I was about to go out on the plate, my father walked up to me and said "Remember Bonnie, it doesn't matter weather you win or lose- unless you want daddy's love." and then the Vikings came and ruined the WHOLE game!
Damn, that sucks.

KER-PLAAAWWWWW!!!!
*sigh* aww, shit...
What the hell was that??

KER-PLAWWWW!!!!!
*sigh* The rebellious penguin...

KER-PLAWWW!!!!!
I Can't hear you over that Braveheart-looki n' penguin, what??

THE REBELLIOUS PENGUIN
Jeeez, not so loud, what am I deaf??

BUT YOU JUST SAI-
KER-PLAWWWW!!!!! !

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
...okay...

Jesus Christ!
So what was that thing??

The Rebellious Penguin. Its some overgrown penguin that fought during the french revolution, and now he just runs around yelling war cries.
But if he was in the French Revolution, why is he dressed up like Mel Gibson in Braveheart?

I guess he liked the movie or somethin', but he's been following me for like 13 days.
Damn, how can we get him aw-
KER-PLAWWW!!!!!
Fucking christ, can we get away from here??
Alright, what abou-
KER-PLAAAWWWWW!!!!
where??
THE BAR OVE-
KER-PLAWWW!!!!! KER-PLAWWW!!!!!!
WHAT BAR???
JUST CUT TO THE NEXT FUCKING SCENE!!!

Damnit, how the hell are we getting rid of that thing??
you mean how the hell are YOU getting rid of that thing, I have no involvment!

What?! No no, you have to help me!
Your on your own Bonnie, I'm not dealing with that annoying ass penguin! Im outta here.
*runs away*
Hey! Come back here! You dont understa-
KER-PLAWWW!!!!! KER-PLAWWW!!!! Lemme get a scoth on the rocks..

WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING BOUNCER LET THIS THING IN HERE???
thanks. oh shit, uh... KER-PLAWWW!!!!
Will bonnie rid herself of the reb-
KER-PLAAAWWWW!!!
Will Bonnie Get Rid Of The Pen-
KER-FUCKING-PLAA WWWWW!!!!
WILL BONNIE GET RID O-
I gotta move away from this fucking town...
JUST WAIT FOR THE SEQUAL!!!!
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Ker-plawww!
5. 23.09.06 at 20:41 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
1. When is the sequel?
4. 26.08.06 at 08:55 |shoeguy10/10
shoeguy
I like how the penguin even interferes with your ability to narrate the strip. KER-PLAAAWWWWW!!!!
3. 03.05.06 at 20:27 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
how did u make ur own carecter. the penguin
2. 03.05.06 at 19:41 |XtremeToiletPaper
XtremeToiletPaper
Yes, a sequal is coming up. Hope you guys liked it.
1. 03.05.06 at 17:48 |pulse10/10
pulse
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