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Carl's Insanity

by pulse
9/10 69 pts / 8 Votes - 10 comments
Finally, A vacation at the great Bratislava!

Well, not THAT great, but still, Its some good backpacking

Hey carl, Knock knock.
Hey Joe. Whos there?

Orange.


Oh my god.

Now you say "Orange Who?"
Joe, how did you get here??

You said you were going on a vacation, so I followed you around when you took money out of your ATM, got your credit card # and Pin #, and used it to check your spending, and it said you got a ticket to Bratislava. So I got one too. Isnt this great?? You and me, in bratislava havin a hell of a time??
God kill me. Smite me now.

I mean, we get to do things all the time, but only at your house. Isnt it great that we can finally do something, and out of the country at that! So anyway, your supposed to say Orange who.
C'mon Jesus, it would only take a second of your time. Theres thunder storms in the forecast, no one would
Be the wiser.

Who are you talking to??
Uh, Joe, Im gonna go back to my hotel, okay?

Okay cool, I'll come with you.
no, you cant. You see, I booked my hotel in uh... berlin. Yeah, I figured I would just spend a while here but take Loooong trips back and forth to sightsee a lot more!

lol, you cant fool me carl! when I got your spendings information, I thought to look up the hotel too! We got rooms next to eachother!
*attempts to suffocate himself*

Im gonna go to bed now, okay Joe?
Sure, I'll just be in the room next to you.

*lays down, begins to sleep*

WHIRRRRRRRRRRR
What the fuck is that??
Hey Carl, whats up?

Joe, what the hell did you do.
If you mean did I drill a hole through the wall just to talk to you, Then no.

Joe, I hate you will every inch of my body.
whaa?

I want you dead joe. you dont know how to leave someone alone. you need a new fucking hobby, or a pet.
Cause you annoy people to the point of insanity cause your a stupid piece of shit.
Hey Carl, Knock Knock.

Joe are you listening?
orange.

JOE, PAY ATTENTION!!!
Orange you glad this joke is funny? ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! !
Yeah, Its funny, right??
*Tears out hair*
Look carl, you have a visitor.
Visitor Yaya.
3 Months Later.
Hey carl, how have you been?
Joe! Whos there?

I didnt say knock knock
Ooh! Whos there???

... Carl, I wanted to tell you Im moving away for a while. My parents died, so Im going to their funeral and then staying there to take care of their things. I might come back, But I doubt it. I hope you get better soon. I love you carl.
...Whos there...?

Im gonna go. I'll try to come back when its all done.
BYEBYE

Who was that Carl?
Door to door salesman! He go knock knock on door!
End
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pretty sweet
10. 29.07.06 at 14:06 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
well good!!
9. 02.07.06 at 19:37 |savaratti
savaratti
differnet

8. 01.07.06 at 05:14 |antibush2710/10
antibush27
Wheird...this comic is like 5 days old and its comic of the day today...
7. 01.07.06 at 02:05 |pulse10/10
pulse
I didn't actually read the others and this is very good!

EXCELLENT in fact!
6. 27.06.06 at 17:45 |modedude9/10
modedude
cool
5. 27.06.06 at 17:29 |MontyPythonMan10/10
MontyPythonMan
taa ha
4. 27.06.06 at 05:16 |hiyou2/10
hiyou
Im suprised I got at least an 8. My last 2 comics Im not too proud of. think Im getting into writers block.
3. 27.06.06 at 04:26 |pulse10/10
pulse
Pretty good.
2. 27.06.06 at 03:50 |grouchobeer8/10
grouchobeer
Hope you appreciate it. And its reccomended you read the previous 3

OMFG! 3 [/b] comics to read and [b] THEN this??

If you wanna understand it, yes.
1. 27.06.06 at 02:58 |pulse10/10
pulse
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