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Willacoochie USA: Prof. Fucknuts

by boinky33
9/10 136 pts / 15 Votes - 10 comments
Hey, Prof. Fucknuts, what harebrained invention are you cooking up this week?
Oh, nothing really. Just a few side projects.

Like what?
Well, if you would just look at this computer monitor, you will see that I have calculated and organized every single sentence that has never been spoken by anybody in all of history.

"After I am finished molesting this honey badger, I am going to pierce my scrotum with a fishing hook"?
Oh, great! Now I have to delete that from the mainframe!

Why would you even bother making this list?
The same reason you don't bother to wear pants. I feel like it.

Wait a minute. I'm pretty sure almost everybody has said that sentence.
Which one?

That one. Number 584.
Nope, I have done research and discovered that nobody has ever said that in the whole history of man.

I find it very hard to believe that nobody has ever said "Hello".
Well, nobody has. Trust me, I'm a scientist.

You're full of shit, Prof. Fucknuts! I find this research questionable!
What? How dare you! Get out of my laboratory! May your life be filled with misery and woe!

Fine! Goodbye!
Nobody has ever said that either!

Hey, kids. This is Gene Simmons from the rock band KISS.
You are probably wondering why that man in the comic you just read was naked....


Goodnight, America!
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9. y change it? nice one, boinky.
10. 24.10.06 at 02:13 |credens10/10
credens
change the name of your cartoons

but it was gud

10/10
9. 23.10.06 at 01:02 |drummerbob12310/10
drummerbob123
You answered my poll but you put nothing y?????





ps cool comic the work of a pro 10/10
8. 22.10.06 at 23:09 |drummerbob12310/10
drummerbob123
I love it! That was quite funny!
7. 02.10.06 at 04:39 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
6. So did I.
6. 01.10.06 at 19:09 |BAMrck10/10
BAMrck
4. Thought you were leaving.
5. 01.10.06 at 13:28 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
4.A little clever for you eh.
4. 01.10.06 at 12:43 |doctor_who10/10
doctor_who
Nobody has ever said the word asshat either.
3. 01.10.06 at 07:20 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
I'm a scientist, too.
2. 01.10.06 at 05:19 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
Gene Simmons, Explaining Nakedness to children?



That;ll be the day.
1. 01.10.06 at 04:49 |pulse10/10
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