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Vortex Man: Battle in a Theater

by FFXking
10/10 86 pts / 9 Votes - 6 comments
Last time on VORTEX MAN! Vortex Man was busy battling Buzzsaw when Lord Eye's Evil Eye Servants attacked! With them, was Two Eyes! An evil creation! How will Vortex Man battle out of this mess?

You have run out of time, Vortex Man! It is time for you to be demolished!
You talk of being demolished? I could take one look at you and demolish myself!!!! Thats how ugly you guys are!

Hahahahaha! Your jokes will now cost you your life! Everyone, kill him!!!!
RURRRRRR........

This is gonna be extremely tough! Maybe chosing to be a superhero was a bad idea afterall! Its gtten me nowhere! I'm still be bullied around! No! I must keep my thoughts positive! I can beat these guys! After all, theres only about 50 of them! This is gonna be easy! I'll just use by dark powers! *Dark Vortex*
Ahhhhhh.......

RURRRRRRR....... ...
Uh-oh! Maybe I should take a different approach for this one! *Dark Push*

RURRRRR.......
What? It seems to have been inaffective! But how? I don't understand!

Mwhahaha......Vo rtex Man! You are a fool! I am now more powerful than ever! I have drained the Old Wizard's energy away from from him! Now, I am in control of his power drain ability! The fight is over Vortex Man! You are useless without your dark powers! Mwhahahaha.....i ts a good feeling knowing that your about to control the world!
Ya know what Lord Eye? You are the lamest SOB I have ever seen before in my life! *Dark Vortex*

What? I drained your powers! This is impossible!
It's a good feeling knowing your the most powerful being in the world! * Dark Meltdown*

Ahhhhhhh......en ough of this foolishness! End his life my Evil Eye Army!
Um, sir! About the Evil Eye Army........they are currently no more!

Nooooooo......VO RTEX MAN! This is not the end! Buzzsaw, finish him!
Wha? Me? I can't defeat Vortex Man!

Looks like it is all down to you and me now......BUZZSAW !
My chainsaw will be the end of you! I can see the reflection of your death in its saw! Now I will kill you make my visuals come true! *Slices*

Sorry! I'm afraid your visiuals will never come true! *Dark Vortex*
Ahhhhhh......... ....

I have defeated you! Now, tell me where Lord Eye's lair is!
NEVER! I will die with glory! Not with shame!

You will die in pain if you don't tell me where he is! Tell me now before I slice your body it tiny little pieces starting from your feet up! With your own CHAINSAW!
Alright! All I can say is..........it is in a cave! I will never give you the exact location! Hahaha! *Kills Himself*

That fool! Completely useless! Well, at least I know that its in a cave! But where? Hmmmmmm......

Mwhahaha.....nex t time we meet Vortex Man, it will be the last! Mwhahahaha.....
Is there anything I can do for you, sir?

So, your the trained assassin I hired? Mwhahaha.....
They call me Killer Midget! What are my orders?

You must kill Vortex Man! You are a trained assassin, you should have no problem! Mwhahahaha...... .
Understood, sir!

Will Vortex Man survive the midget? Or will the midget survive Vortex Man? Catch the next episode to find out!
To Be Continued.....
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Damn good, bitch!
6. 05.10.06 at 22:03 |BAMrck10/10
BAMrck
wicked avatars!
5. 02.10.06 at 19:11 |MUPPET300010/10
MUPPET3000
Hurry up with the next one!
4. 02.10.06 at 18:44 |AndrewSkywalker10/10
AndrewSkywalker
lol
3. 02.10.06 at 17:07 |vampire_lord10/10
vampire_lord
Great character names.



PS never underestimate the vertically challenged.
2. 02.10.06 at 16:18 |doctorwho10/10
doctorwho
I think Vortex Man will survive the midget!
1. 02.10.06 at 16:18 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
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