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Telling Secrets With FFXking and Vaderdk421

by FFXking
10/10 97 pts / 10 Votes - 7 comments
We have approached the final few minutes of our show for tonight and our last contestant is Vaderdk421! Take it away Vaderdk421!
Well, my secret is that I have an oddly shaped vagina!

......and why is this?
Well, it all started when I was a little kid and I fell off the bed numerous times and then banged it against the dresser! Suddenly........

*Yawn!*
Then, I started to feel vibrations! Nobody was around! I was frightened!

Well, we have gone 20 minutes overtime and that means no Monday Night Football! This guy is showing no signs of stopping!
Blah!Blah!Blah!B lah!Blah!Blah!

Our show was over 46 minutes ago! How long will this unimportant speech go on for?
......and my final word is don't steal a prostetic leg from a man in a banana suit unless you have collateral!

Well, thats our show for tonight! Remember, if you would like to be a contestant next week, put a message right here! Until next time!
I guess if the man was wearing an apple suit than it could be possible, but.......

Quick, lets get off the air before he goes on endlessly for another hour!
Personally I think apples and bananas are healthy for you and are good for a well balanced diet...........

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7. 04.10.06 at 19:17 |AndrewSkywalker10/10
AndrewSkywalker
Sorry Vaderdk421.....I tried to make it interesting.
6. 03.10.06 at 12:23 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
Nice.
5. 03.10.06 at 08:59 |BAMrck10/10
BAMrck
God forbid if he had a nose.
4. 03.10.06 at 04:20 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
you gave me a nose again!!!!!!!!
3. 03.10.06 at 02:50 |vaderdk42110/10
vaderdk421
lol I thought you would be the next groucho if you didn't stop making so much comics today
2. 03.10.06 at 02:42 |familyguy10/10
familyguy
I DONT GO ON ENDLESS RANTS, I MEAN COMEON I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, i just wouldnt do that, when i was in the womb an embreyo told me, WEKDJOSHDWD becuse embryos cant talk but ill remember that for the rest of my life, speaking of life i love that boardgame -------
1. 03.10.06 at 02:41 |vaderdk42110/10
vaderdk421
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