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Telling Secrets With FFXking and Vampire Lord

by FFXking
9/10 61 pts / 7 Votes - 5 comments
Its time to play another round of Telling Secrets With FFXking! Today, Vampire Lord is here and he will tell us his biggest-deepest- darkest-craziest -wierdest-insane ly cool secret! So, we are interested? Are you really a vampire? If you are, do you suck blood?
To tell you the truth! I am secretly an alien from outer space! I am now disguised as a human!

Well, I have a funny feeling in my gut that someone is not playing fair! That might be one of the most made up secrets I've ever heard!
But's it true! It's damn true! So true that I am reading your thoughts right now and you are thinking that I am a gay alien wannabe who has no friends and just wants to get rich off of posing like an alien! You think that I was put up to this by someone from www.gnomz.com! But, who........that is something you don't know!

Actually, I was just wondering if there's a guy around here selling hamburgers or something! I'm starving!
Oh.............. ................

............
I think I saw a vender over there selling hot dogs!

That will have to do then! Excuse me one second!
Ummmm........you r just gonna leave me here alone! By myself? Alone in this crowded studio knowing that I am an alien who has plans to destroy the world?

.............

................

Yum, that was quite delightful! Now, if you would like to be a contestant on Telling Secrets With FFXking, than leave me a message in the box below! Don't bother calling me, you'll never recieve a call back! Until next time! Why is your skin green?
Told ya I was an alien!

Remember gnomziacs, don't make up secrets, or else we'll go into Sudden Death like Vampire Lord!
Remember, if your a host of a gameshow, always believe the contestant! Or else they will bite you in the back!

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5. 05.10.06 at 22:03 |BAMrck
BAMrck
its true
4. 05.10.06 at 16:56 |vampire_lord10/10
vampire_lord
"Or else they will bite you in the back."





I hope your kidding.
3. 05.10.06 at 04:39 |insertnamehere6/10
insertnamehere
2. 04.10.06 at 22:37 |doctor_who10/10
doctor_who
What a real secret... -.-
1. 04.10.06 at 21:47 |The_Achiever10/10
The_Achiever
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