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Bush on a Rampage

by FFXking
10/10 38 pts / 4 Votes - 3 comments
Dammit folks! We must stand together! As president of the United States, I demand we have more donuts in our offices when we come to work!
I don't think that will be possible, sir!

Why not? I'm the president of the United States! Your just a hooker! I demand we have more donuts! Throw in a few apple pies too!
Is that really what you think of me?

Would you like me to put it simple sentences? Your fired!
Is there anything you want me to do, sir?

Your names Johnson, right? Your fired too!
What, why am I fired?

Cause you disobeyed my authority!
I just asked if I could have that last chip!

Exactly! You disobeyed my authority! Now go suck it!
(Cries) Thats not what i do! I blow it! Get it right! Waaaaaaa.......

Do you need a hand, sir?
What are you, gay? No I don't need a hand! I'm happily married! Get out of my office now! My wife would be offended!

You mean your husband! So who are you calling gay?
You! Now get out of my sight now! I have work to do! I don't want to see you anymore!

Bush likes to explore downstairs! I have proof!
I heard that! Your fired aswell! Damn, I'm on a role today! Everybody's getting fired! The rest of you, get out of here! Your all fired!

I think hes kicking us out just so he can leave work early!
Yeah, we all know what he does after work!

GET OUT OF HERE! Don't make me angry!
Oh no! Bush is getting angry! Whats he going to do?

Be careful Paul, he might pull his pants down!
Ah......your leaving horrible images in my head!

Your also fired! Those hot dogs are giving me an erection!
I'm not even a hot dog vendor!

Exactly! Now get out of here!
And to think I worked for you?

Hello Bush! Mommy's here!
What? Get the hell out of my office! Your fired!

What! Don't talk to your mother like that! I should spank you silly!
Spank? Ohhh........fuzz y images in my head!

Do to the extensive nudity and sexual content of the rest of this comic, I am ending right here! Don't know where my assisstants went, but at least I'm alone! See ya, I gotta go!

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3. 10.10.06 at 02:23 |jingo10/10
jingo
Thank you!
2. 09.10.06 at 22:18 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
Delectably loopy.
1. 09.10.06 at 22:17 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer