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Super Guy Takes Out The Trash

by FFXking
9/10 78 pts / 9 Votes - 8 comments
Super Guy returns today for another episode of butt kicking, gut wrenching, mouth opening, action! Today, Super Guy takes out the trash!

Super Guy! We have a major problem! It is a problem that is uncontolable, unstoppable, and unsmellable!
What seems to be the problem Entropic_Catalys t?

The garbage needs to be exposed of! It has a deadly smell that has the ability to neutralize everyone within a 20 mile radius! Will you do the honors?
Certainly! *Heat Ray*

Huh? The garbage seems to be invunerable to your heat ray! There's only one thing left to do!
Im afraid I'll have to..........
TAKE OUT THE TRASH!

Ah, the smell is unbearable! I must dispose of this immediatly!

Whew! That was a close one! Almost suffocated there!
Yahahahaha...so you wanna take out da trash do ya?

The trash.......its. .......
its.......ALIV E!
You bet! Have a wiff of my 12 month old air frshner!

Ah! What an awful odor! I must dispose of you before millions are affected by the smell! Time for you to take a shower before this becomes a global conflict!
Have a taste of my omelet!

I knew I should of finished my breakfest!
Gahahahaha...... here you can eat it now! If you want to choke! Gahahaha........

Never! *Super Attack*
Gahahahaha...... that tickles!

Shut up Oscar the Grouch! *Water Shot*
Gahhhhh.......I just got brainwashed! Gahahaha......

Hey, did you ever play kick the can? Maybe I can give you free lessons! *Super Kick*
Gahhhhh......sto p that! That is killing me inside!

*Sniffs Air* That kick has caused a foul odor to enter the air! Time to use Super Breathe!
*Produces a Foul Odor* Try to exhale that!

Must not inhale! Must not inhale! Hey Oscar, ever taste air freshner before it gets thrown away? *Sprays Lysol*
Gahhhhhh.......w hat are these horrible fumes I am inhaling?

Lysol Air Fresheners! You can purchase these delightful odors at your nearest grocery store worldwide for only $2.00! I'm not surprised you asked because you really reek!
Good! Gahahahaha...... ....but, I'm feeling a little sleepy!

Oh yes, it says down here:
WARNING: DO NOT SPRAY LIVING THINGS! IF THIS SUBSTANCE IS INHALED DIRECTLY, IT WILL CAUSE INJURY OR SOMETIMES DEATH!
Gahhhhhhh......w hy do I smell, clean?

The power of air freshener conquers all!
Super Guy, even if I die..........you will never take out the trash! *Dies*

Whew! That was a close one! Luckily I managed to extinguish those fumes before it became a worldwide calamity!
That sure took a long time! Did you dispose of the evidence?

Problem neutralized!
Good job! You have done well! Now, lets go read some more Willacoochie USA now!
The End
comments
NoteNote :   
Haha
8. 15.10.06 at 09:16 |supaman10/10
supaman
Amazing.
7. 13.10.06 at 21:54 |Me_A_Piano10/10
Me_A_Piano
SPECTACULAR
6. 13.10.06 at 21:17 |WWEgod0/10
WWEgod
I'm going to take that advice. I'm going to go read Willacoochie USA comics.
5. 11.10.06 at 14:27 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
3) Getting better, FFX.
4. 10.10.06 at 22:40 |BAMrck10/10
BAMrck
Thank you! He has returned!
3. 10.10.06 at 22:19 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
I smell comic of the day.
2. 10.10.06 at 22:16 |doctor_who9/10
doctor_who
Good as ever.
1. 10.10.06 at 22:11 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
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