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The Park!

by Allegria
7/10 65 pts / 9 Votes - 4 comments
Jamie! We're going to the park!
Louise, I don't want to go. I hate the park. Ever since you put me in a diaper and paraded me around as your child, I can barely show my face on the see-saw without a mind-scarring remark.

But Jaammiee!! You LOVE the park! Remember that time? When I dressed you up? We have so much FUN at the park!
... Louise, no. I'm a sixteen year-old boy, and I have other things to do.

Jamie.

Don't MAKE me tell mom about last week. Or about Monday. Or Wednesday.
You went to a party last week and got drunk. Monday you failed your Latin test. Wednesday... what was Wednesday?

You put soap on the floor so that your teacher slid across the room and flew out the window.
Oh. Good times.

So lets go. I have your bonnet all ready.
No! I have things to do.

Jamie. You have no life. I am the ONLY ray of sunshine you will see for quite some time.

Do you want me to leave you; alone and in the dark?
Hell yeah!

Too bad. I want to go to the park. And I know how much you love the park!!
I hate the park. I hated when you dressed me up, I hated when you forced me to eat the "food" you made out of woodchips and dirt at the kiddy playground.

We have SUCH fun at the park!Remember when we had a feast at the kiddy playground and you ate dirt?
I hate the park.

Off to the park we go!!
Not. If you make me go to the park, I will tell your friends that you stole each of their boyfriends at the same time.

Jamie... please? *tear*
I hate you.

All right! We're going to the park!! The park! Park!
...

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NoteNote :   
4. 17.06.08 at 20:51 |Death_Note10/10
Death_Note
lol, ur so funny
3. 03.11.06 at 14:01 |Kobzz0/10
Kobzz
Women hurt my soul. Uh... not you though. Yeah, that's right.
2. 03.11.06 at 02:23 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
hmm... I thought it was kind of boring. Funny, but it could have been shorter. Much shorter.
1. 02.11.06 at 19:37 |ApocalypsePrincess6/10
ApocalypsePrincess
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