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Comic of the day

The Ignorance Chronicles.

by pulse
9/10 110 pts / 12 Votes - 14 comments
The following story is not fictional. It is based on a true event, and relations between characters and real people are not mere coincidence, but a slight upon the person. Some of the information and events are graphic, and reader discrestion is highly advised.
These are, The Ignorance Chronicles

The following takes place in the writer's 5th period science class.

Chris. When is your birthday?

Well, lets use some intelligence on the subject. Mike's birthday is on the Ninth. Multiply that by two.

Uh...your birthday is on the eleventh?

I Pray you get cancer one day.
Oh my god, why???

I was born on the eighteenth, you fucking moron. The eighteenth. Nine times two is eighteen, not twelve. Anyone with an I.Q ranging above 77 can figure out their times tables. You should be ashamed that by the eighth grade, you cannot multiply nine and two.
Well, Im not as fucking smart as you, you genius asshole!

Must I explain this numerous times? I keep telling everyone in this god forsaken asylum you call school that I seem smart because I have a large vocabulary and a memory that can recall what I learned in other grades, which is what the school wants. Im the average student whereas your all extremely under par.
Uh, What?

Your Sheer Ignorance Astounds Me.
Oh my god, Stop speaking genius around me! so Chris, what do you want for your birthday?

...Astound is a 3rd grade word.
Well I don't care, cause I don't know it.

You and the other disgusting lab rats that sluggishly trudge through this building need to realize that just because you fail to meet the standards that people set for you doesn't excuse the lack of effort you put forth. No one should ever stoop down to a moronic assholes level just to bring them back up, you need to do it your damn self. Having something given to you has gotten you to the level of utter idiocy your currently at, and continuing the pattern will merely worsen your fucking ailment. Stop using ignorance as an excuse and start helping your fucking self, instead of running to a fucking mall where you can consume more food and use more of daddy's credit card, Maybe read a book or actually do your fucking homework. Then you can understand what Astound means and not feel condescended towards when your speaking to me, you fucking cunt.
...What?

Christopher Then Bursts Into Uncontrollable Tears.
The story you have just seen was based on an actual event the writer has experianced. The state of stupidity the woman was at is the consensus intelligence of the students attending Christophers School. The writer would like the readers to know if an event such as this ever occurs involving you, to run and seek immediate help as soon as possible.
This has been, The Ignorance Chronicles.

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NoteNote :   
I've been in such an event myself a few times, but I've never known whether to slap them or look for help. But thanks to your guidance, I now understand.
14. 18.04.07 at 18:15 |deigion10/10
deigion
I love it, I can really relate.
13. 22.12.06 at 23:05 |familyguy10/10
familyguy
NICE XD
12. 10.12.06 at 22:10 |swordm5010/10
swordm50
*smiles* it was good. a lot of arguments
11. 07.12.06 at 15:32 |Haku10/10
Haku
8: Lols.



7: Im used tov it now that it happens with every comic i create xP
10. 07.12.06 at 01:41 |pulse10/10
pulse
0 points from Anonymous?

http://armsandinfluence.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/doom21_1.GIF
9. 06.12.06 at 12:59 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
congrads on cotd! dont you love the feeling when you see that you made a comic that everyone can appreciate?
8. 06.12.06 at 05:17 |CrazyCracker10/10
CrazyCracker
Lol.



I love when people anonymously vote 0. Makes me feel good, because their way too pansy to actually tell me they did. Its sad.
7. 05.12.06 at 01:15 |pulse10/10
pulse
I'm allergic to stupid people.
6. 04.12.06 at 21:56 |Allegria10/10
Allegria
If I said anything like that at my school, I'd the classic "your mother" comeback.



*sigh*
5. 04.12.06 at 19:09 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
You must go to the same school I went to.
4. 04.12.06 at 12:45 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
It's pretty good
3. 04.12.06 at 11:44 |UnknownIndividual10/10
UnknownIndividual
(*bursts into uncontrollable tears)
2. 04.12.06 at 05:44 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
This is a series provoked by My peers, On and off the computer

(That means you Unknownindividual, Peano, Richard, Mwmnvt (or w/e) and so on)
1. 04.12.06 at 05:24 |pulse10/10
pulse
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