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The Ignorance Chronicles.

by pulse
9/10 122 pts / 13 Votes - 12 comments
The following story is not fictional. It is based on a true event, and relations between characters and real people are not mere coincidence, but a slight upon the person. Some of the information and events are graphic, and reader discrestion is highly advised.
These are, The Ignorance Chronicles

The following takes place in Christopher's school weight room during Gym class.

*Push*
Eleven...
*Push*
Twelve.
There we go.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA, your a fucking loser dude.

Pardon me, my testasterone-rid den classmate, but what did you say?
What did you just call me you fucker?!

Simplify For His Brain's Sake Chris...

NO! Never tolerate the stupidity of others!

Just do it for now...

I said, What did you say bro?
Oh, good.
I was laughing at your puny fucking lift dude. What is that, seventy pounds?

Well, seeing as Im allowed back into Gym after my car accident, and doing nothing except going onto World Of Warcraft, I'd say seventy isn't that bad. Besides, most people cant do that much. I'm, as usual, above average.
Faggot, I can do like 220! You need to stop being a fucking pansy and lift more, you fucking girl.

Leave it be chris...

Fuck you conscience, I'm going in for the kill.

NO, DON-

So your suggesting rather than paying attention in class and getting a better education, becoming overall a smarter person, I should run to this Fucking gym every day after school and lift weights instead of doing homework or reading or something more productive? You want me to be able to lift 200 lbs. instead of being able to find the square root of 200 to the ninth power? I should devote my time to something completly useless as this instead of intelligence? Who would win in a fire fight, the kid who can throw the fire, or the kid who can figure out the certain types of chemicals and combinations to engulf the enemy in fire ten times hotter than the sun?
What? you cant lift fire, you stupid asshole! How do kids think your smart?

Im so glad you accepted my entire speech of Brains over Brawn instead of taking the end and twisting it to discredit me. Very mature and intelligent.
Shut up faggot! I will beat your ass to the floor, you puny fuck!

Any chance I could get a sentence from you not using a curse or ignorance as its main ingrediant?
You know what?

The Ensuing Ruckus Involves the rather ignorant and Testasterone Saturated Student lunging at Chris, and using his supreme intellect, Pins his arm behind his back and subdues him to the point of tears. The writer chose this method of explanation instead of the more primitave version of Pixel-Fights.

Now you see, this is a prime example of what I just said. Im smarter, and I use physics instead of brute force to suceed.
*Sob* Get Off Me You Fucking Cunt! I'll Tear Your Fucking Head Off!
Tightens Grip.
*Sigh* I suppose no lesson can be learned here. Your brain has been shrunk to the size of a matchbox apparantly, from all the dead lifts. You should just think twie before fucking around with someone smart.
FINE!*Sob*

Pulse would like to make clear the preceeding story was not in any way a method of gloating about subdueing the biggest jock in the school in front of an audiance of children, but rather a message being Ignorance never wins. Pulse hopes you have not been scarred by the severity of stupidity displayed in this comic, and apologizes for any injuries. This has been, The Ignorance Chronicles

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12. 18.04.07 at 18:23 |deigion10/10
deigion
nice
11. 17.12.06 at 07:05 |moo2u25/10
moo2u2
You should've just questioned his sexuality.

That kills the jocks everytime.
10. 13.12.06 at 19:17 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
it 2 long lolo
9. 11.12.06 at 08:07 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
Yays. I find it cool that The Ignorance Chronicles 1 & 2, the only ones I published, Both became COTD.
8. 09.12.06 at 05:55 |pulse10/10
pulse
But... But.. Ignorance is Bliss! Good Job, Pulse.
7. 09.12.06 at 00:32 |sir_sweet10/10
sir_sweet
Attaboy.
6. 07.12.06 at 23:46 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
PULSE RANT, TINY HULK NO MATCH FOR PULSE RANT!!!
5. 07.12.06 at 18:44 |doctor_who10/10
doctor_who
good work
4. 07.12.06 at 15:35 |Haku10/10
Haku
Yay!
3. 07.12.06 at 12:33 |UnknownIndividual10/10
UnknownIndividual
PULSE SMASH PUNY HULK!
2. 07.12.06 at 03:48 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
Meh, Its A Sequal.
1. 07.12.06 at 03:14 |pulse10/10
pulse
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