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The Ivanians

by pulse

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	Don't say it's just another fun story. Another joke. Just, another, fantasy by a madman with too much to think about. It's real I tell you, the creatures see through you and me, they're above and below and beyond. What's with the faces? Can't you see them, i know you can. You have to, I see them.


	Their twisted faces, imagine your local dump, everything hideous and disgusting compiled into a single form. That's them, I mean, it has to scare you right? They're why you have nightmares, the demons, the devils, but they're not those, they're beyond it, they're above it. They want something ... I don't know why. Death is their fault, the old lady tripped because they stuck out their foot. The gun killed your best friend because they said "Do it." Don't you believe me? THERE, just now, that cold feeling, that tingling, they walked through you, just to make you uncomfortable, just to ruin your day. That's their job, that's their calling.


	Oh, hi, my name? It's Ivan, the doctors say i'm paranoid, it's because they're clouding his mind, crawling through his nose, the sockets of his eyes, swimming through the blood, devouring the mucus as they crawl up, and they love every cell they get their hands on, and then get to his brain and keep new creases from forming, keep dendrites from growing, they can't learn because they think i'm insane. Am I the only one who sees them?? You build walls for protection, they laugh at them, you left the key under the housemat and they tell the robber that, you idiot, there goes your 4000$ necklace from Tiffany's, a mere casualty of your ignorance, your denial of Ivan's Warning. Their gun barrel is in your mouth yet, here comes a devil now, or whatever they truly are, they're beyond you, with their bodies like ripped open carcasses, that have been burning under the blistering sun. Puss oozing out of holes you will never wish to have. Blood spilling out, and yet they never die. Why can't they just die?


	There you go again guys, thinking Ivan's insane, Double I right? INSANE IVAN RIGHT? Tell that when they tell the robber it's ok to shoot into the head of your 5 year old daughter. She didn't even know what it was, doesn't matter now, whoever controls the gate to the great beyond will have to tell her. You never got the chance to tell her though, too busy thinking I'm insane huh? Too late now assholes, she's dead, and you're crying. They're at the funeral laughing, if only you'd listened. They stay away from me, I see them talking, near you guys, listening in on your insults, and their contorted bodies turn towards me when your feeble minds tell your fucking heads to move 47º in my direction so you can gawk, you can stare.


	I was featured on the news once. The headline was "Devil Infested Child?" The reporter asked me if i heard evil voices I tell her the truth, yes. If i heard any now? I tell her the truth, yes. What were they saying? I tell her the truth, make sure you hide throw away that condom in your pocket or else your husband's gonna leave you. She called me rude, slapped me in the face. It was the last time i was interviewed person to person. Like i was still human. All of their faces turn though. Synapses fire to the muscles and tell them to move to look at the kid who has the devil speaking to them. Idiots, cretins, and you call me insane? Get a grip, i'm the only one that's free.


	They avoid me, they have no affect on me, no clouded judgement, no temptations, I am my own boy, I am me. Don't let anything ever tell you what to do ... tell that to the robber who's eyeing your house, wondering if the fact there is only one light on, means they'll only have to shut up one person, or kill one person. Hopefully you're get the one that wants your money, not your life. Hopefully he caries a non-loaded gun, for scare-effect. Just hope he's kidding around when he waves it and says he'll shoot. Just hope... You want to know their names? I gave them names, they don't like names, they all stare at me when i say it, i can laugh though, because they don't mess with me. I call them Ivanians, give me a break i'm not too creative, but it sure pisses them off.


	They hate it because it has my name, the one human free of their control, the only real human, the only REAL person. Don't GIVE ME THAT LOOK, WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING MAD BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE?!? NO, THEY'RE TELLING YOU TO BE, TO INSULT ME, CALL ME A LIAR, A FILTHY FUCKING LIAR. THEY'RE TELLING YOU TO HATE ME, AND IF YOU DO, YOU'RE JUST THEIR TOY. Just their joy, to laugh about when you don't look both ways, and the car turning the corner doesn't like red lights, so it speeds up to pass the yellow. And you thought you were a good Jaywalker. half of you still on the driver's windshield. Half of you on the concrete. Ambulances already called with cellphones. 32nd and End street. HAHA, end street, get it? You'd have a sick sense of humor too if everyone hated you. If your mother served you food by knocking on the door and running down the stairs. Mac and Cheese again, and what's this ... a note


	"I don't believe them son, but dad would get mad if i hugged you again, you know how hard this has been on his church ... i love you son." Mom still loves me because she hears me crying ... I'm a man, I swear I am, but it's hard sometimes you know? I try to tell you all, to help you, I say Go to bed at 9pm tonight, the TV shutting off at the 9:30 blackout will cause a seizure, you'll hit your head on the coffee table, on the corner, it'll split open and no one will hear you scream and squirm. You'll choke on your own blood Ma'am ... just go to bed at 9pm tonight. The Ivanians cut the lights at 9:30. Her obituary is in the papers 4 days later ... the neighbors wondered why the car hadn't moved. She had maggots in her orifices when they found her. I told you to go to bed at 9pm. They taunt me with their future doings, it's all they can do to get to me... Ivan, the devil child, the boy who sees far beyond you could ever see.


	Their genitals waving outside freely, even STD imaginable burning them black and rendering them useless. And still they never die. Goodnight everyone, make sure you heed my advice when I give it alright? Just remember, hold the railing next time there's one there ... just trust me ok? Don't give me that look... I guess I'm the only one who sees them.

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	INSANE!
	7. 07.08.07 at 21:22 \|MDickson20


	COTD! Score!!
	6. 07.08.07 at 04:40 \|pulse


	I heard Donald Trump is haunted by them, too.
	5. 06.08.07 at 20:51 \|Entropic_Catalyst


	Gripping Stuff.
	4. 06.08.07 at 15:00 \|CheGuevara


	You should've had the Ivanians be Politicians. Because that's what they sound like. But this is really good too.
	3. 06.08.07 at 13:41 \|heartagram_666


	Holy Mackerel.
	2. 06.08.07 at 00:49 \|grouchobeer


	I had this idea, and figured if I took time to make an avatar properly for it, I would lose it. Also, I would put a DoctorWho avatar as an image of an Ivanian, but I'd rather keep it feeling ominous than humorous.
	1. 05.08.07 at 21:52 \|pulse