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The Funshine Bear Chronicles Pt.1: The Push Over The Edge

by sneakm
6/10 17 pts / 3 Votes - 3 comments
A few days ago a young bear called Funshine Bear was pushed as a far mentally as he could have been by everyone stereotyping him as "Nice" and "Generous" while really he was an angry bear who kept all his emotions bottled up in a little "emotion" bottle he bought in a Fortune Tellers shop on his vacation in Majorca.

This,

is his first story.. telling of his fun adventure.. of being driven to insanity

Hey Funshine Bear!

Oh hey Cindy! how are you?
Im great Funshine Bear but i need help. Everyone has been telling me stereotypically that your the nicest person in Hateville. Can you do me this favour?

Yeah Cindy of course I can. Im pretty fucking nice!
Ok. I need you to scratch my back

Sure.
Awh yeah. thats the spot. Ill seeya later Funshine Bear!

Your Welcome. Bye


Yo! Funshine Bear!

Yo,Dude. Whats up?
I need a quick favour.

*sigh* Ok. Shoot
I need you to clean out my spaceshit.

You want me.. to clean out your spaceshit?
Yeah. I heard your the nicest guy around.


Yeaah.

What the fucks a spaceshit?
My toilet.

So your saying you want me - the nicest guy in Hateville - to clean out your shithole for free?
Well not exactly free.. I mean i could pay you in Las Vegas Casino tokens i gotta' whole bunch of 'em back at my apartment.. or I could pay you in some lumpy milk? its basically your choice.

*sigh* Screw it. I'll do it for free but only cos' im such a "nice" guy.
Aw dude thats awesome. By the way dont fuck my toilet paper up. That shit is needed

All Done. *sighs*
Awesome. I'll go check it out
2 Hours Later
Dude..
When He Returns
Yup?

You TOTALLY fucked up my toilet paper.

AGGH! I did you the whole fucking room!

Yeah but you left two fucking pieces of shitroll! I NEEDED THAT YOU JERK!

IVE BEEN DOING EVERYONE FAVOURS ALL FUCKING DAY AND YOU THROW A PISSER ABOUT TWO PIECES OF SHITROLL! *Whips out gun*
Oh my.. dude take it easy its only a piece of toi --

*Shoots in head* BOOM
ughh..ARRRRRRrrg grhh

Oh my god. I just killed one of my good friends over a piece of toilet paper.. I hope the police didnt see that

Yeah we seen it. Off to the mental hospital moonshine bear.

Fack.

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this comic isnt about bears gone bad dickhead. its about a bear gone mental. why dont you fuck off back to making over 3000 comics and having no life?
3. 29.06.08 at 23:04 |sneakm10/10
sneakm
Congratulations! This is the 1,000,000th comic published on Gnomz about "Care Bears Gone Bad".



Come down to the home office to pick up your prize. And when I say "prize", I mean "Cleveland Steamer".
2. 29.06.08 at 22:41 |grouchobeer0/10
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Hey, welcome back. It's been awhile.

I don't remember if you've already seen it or not, but I'll leave you the link to the help thread that we give to everyone around here: http://en.gnomz.c...
1. 29.06.08 at 15:42 |Entropic_Catalyst7/10
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