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The Chase Of Death Pt.2

by sneakm
3/10 10 pts / 3 Votes - 2 comments
Yo Marshmallowman you seen God anywhere? I gave pope this guy but he didnt come up in the Death Archives
I Am God.



Ok. So did you actually get the package or did popey misplace it somewhere or something?
Hold on i'll ring him.

Yo pope.

Suppp..?

Yeah I got death outside the door and hes wondering where the guy he gave you the other night went because it didnt come up in his death archives.

I didnt a guy off him.
You didnt?

Nope says the Pope.
Ok. Speak to you soon

So whats up?
Ok, We got some good news and some bad news.
Back in Heaven
The good news is Popes got a new catchphrase. The bad news is he didnt get your package.

Aw shit. Who the fuck took it then..

Gotta go. Seeya

Hmm.


MWAHAHAAH!

It was YOU!
YES IT WAS ME! I took your "GUY" and left him outside the sex shop wi - woops shouldnt have said that

Sex shop eh?
Yeah..Uggh

What a spunksandwich.

Damn it. Hes not here. Im gonna' look around.

..So where were we?
..Well I was just telling you about my raging death in that inferno that felt like I was being spun around on a barbaque grill 400 times with an added 500,000 degrees.
Upstairs in the Sex Shop.
Ok.
Yeeeah Martha it aint going too well I think we are going to have to break this off.

WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
AAHH!

Did death send you here asshole?
Well he sent me to the sex shop. but I went upstairs with Martha and we got talking bout' how fried my penis looks.

Ok. Back in the bag
*muffled* you jerk.

Yo God!
Whats in your head Dead?

Nufin' much got this asshole again. And guess who got hold of him dressed as popey.
Who?

The Devil!
My cousin? Aw hes a mouldy piece of bread. Screw it gimme the bag.

Here you go. * hands bag*
Awesome. Awwesome.

MWAHAHA! Turtle. Go tell Death I am FIRING HIM!
WHAAAAT? to be continued.
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and thats why youve made 94 comics and ive made 8
2. 02.07.08 at 14:10 |sneakm10/10
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you have way to much time on your hands
1. 02.07.08 at 00:30 |Headexploady0/10
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