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Bob the Muffin in: Rofl My Waffle

by MDickson20
10/10 60 pts / 6 Votes - 6 comments
*watching tv*
And we'll be right back with "Shaniqua and Friends" on Court TV!


Introducing new Eggo Muffin Tops! For all those people who can't stand those disgusting burnt bottom parts anyway.

Buy them today!

*turns off tv*

*dials phone*

Chief?
Talk to me nigga.

I'm taking a personal day.
No problem... things have been slow here all week. Take the rest of the month off.

Really?
Sure, the rookie will clean up the messes.

Thanks... and Chief?
Yeah?

Have the rookie clean my office.
Will do.

*click* Alright, you're the fresh meat around here.
Yes, sir!

I will do anything for you, sir! I went through months of rigorous training and millions of taxpayer dollars was spent training me, sir!

I will perform any and all duties that you require for the advancement of the freedoms that America stands for. What can I do for you, sir?


Make me a sandwich.

Bitch.

Dismissed!
*salutes*

*phone rings* Hello?

Chief? It's Dubya. We've got a sitcheration that only the top agent in the world can handle. How quickly are you gonna send 'im?


Fuck...

As soon as I can Mr. President...
Thanks. *hangs up*

Sir, I got your sandwich.

Son, I've got a new mission for you.

Add pickle.

And you... useless guy!
Who... me?

You're going to Washington!

Several hours later...
What can I do for you sir? What have I traveled hours to help you with?

What kind of awesome, butt-pounding, super-actiony mission have I come to receive?


Make me a san'wich.

Bitch.

Meanwhile, at the Kellogg HQ...
Who the fuck's in charge here?
I am the CEO of Kellogg... how may I help you?

Well, good sir. You have two options.

1. You pull your "Muffin Tops" products off store shelves for good.

OR

2. I shove this shotgun so far up your ass, Bono feels it.


Bono is...?

Good point.

*shoots*

Dare I say it?

He got his... just desserts...


Damn... that was gay.

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25th CotD
6. 14.09.08 at 01:27 |MDickson2010/10
MDickson20
bitch
5. 29.07.08 at 04:45 |Headexploady10/10
Headexploady
im rating this a 10
4. 29.07.08 at 04:44 |Headexploady10/10
Headexploady
Mmmm... muffin tops...
3. 22.07.08 at 16:16 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
OMFG I'm actually here.



I'm finally getting to my Flash crap, so expect the first of several BtM Flash movies, written by Mdickson20 and myself, to be up on newgrounds sometime within the next few months.
2. 22.07.08 at 01:52 |batsmak10/10
batsmak
I know it's been a while... but enjoy.
1. 21.07.08 at 20:43 |MDickson2010/10
MDickson20
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