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Kids say the darndest things.

by pixel_artist
10/10 40 pts / 4 Votes - 1 comments
Shit! I locked my keys in my fucking car! Officer!

Sir, Are you aware of the law that states that no man shall curse while woman or children are present?
Yes, although there aren't any women or children around here. Besides, that law is outdated.

Are you calling me a man?
Wait, I don't think we're on the same track here...

Put your hands behind you're back I'm going to detain you for harrasing an officer.
How was I supposed to know you were a woman? All police look the same in uniform!

This is your cell, you'll be fed on the dot at every fourth hour until lights out.
I think this is a little extreme, I mean I just didn't realize you were a woman...
Minutes Later
So what are you in here for?

...Why are you naked?
Casting off the shackles of an opressive society... Now, what got you in a place like this?

I locked my keys in my car and I swore and a lady police officer that at the time I thought was a male heard me and got me on a bogus law that no one follows anymore just because she hates men or something...
Well, let me let you in on something.... I wasn't listening, I was imagining my penis was a hand and it was squeezing your left buttock.

Officer! Officer! May I request another room?
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