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Chocolate chunks: Bittersweet

by grouchobeer
7/10 399 pts / 57 Votes - 39 comments
Well, that
was-- long.
I have to pee.
You're the one who wanted to see the Royal bloody Shakespeare Company at the Kennedy bloody Center.

Don't you have any regrets
about leaving the theatre?
None.

Well, I'm
going to
get in line.
I'll wait here until
you get back.
After you get back,
you're on your own.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FOOKIN' COSTUMES ARE IN FOOKIN' CUSTOMS? GODDAMN IT!
That sounds
just like...
but it couldn't be...

MILO????
Only two people call me Milo.....

Milo? Is that you?
That's not my mother.

Kirsteen?
What are you
doing here?

I'm the bloody costume designer,
what do ye think? Oh, bloody hell.
What?

Your ring. You're married STILL?
No. Again.

You finally left
that great cow, eh?
Yes, when she
divorced me,
that was the
final straw.

What'd ye go and
get married agin fer?
You'd like her.

Ah doot it.
You know,
when I got
divorced, I
Googled you.
Didn't get
any hits.

I was probably
at RADA.
I went back to
school after I
left NYC.
I bet you
were the only
one with
Broadway credits.
At 19.

Well, I was lucky. I was Arthur Howitzer's au pair when his designer quit. I had had some experience in school. And then the production moved to Broadway. It was all so sudden.
I was so proud of you..... You never married?

Nah. What fer?...
You know, that
last night in Rockport...
you could have had me.
I wanted you.
I know.
But I was
married.

Happily?
Irrelevant. I took a vow.

Why did your wife divorce you?
She met some guy
on the internet.

I remember the first time I saw you..... it was at auditions...... You were running around with a clipboard..... I thought you were frightfully important.
Little did you know I was just the world's oldest living intern in captivity.

Well, I knew you'd be
somebody someday.
What are you doing
now, anyway?
I own a brewery.

Damn! I knew
I should have
grabbed you!
That first time I saw you I was
just back from my honeymoon.
I checked my marriage license
for the return policy.

I wish there had been an exchange policy. Like on Monty Python. "I was in here yesterday with a blonde. I'd like the brunette instead." Would ye ha doon it?
I was 30. You were 19. It wouldn't have been fair.

And now I'm 35.
Is that fookin' fair,
I ask ye?
You don't look it.

Liar. How old is your new wife?
Um, actually she's 35. Oh, here she comes! Reese, I want you to meet Kirsteen Evans. Kirsteen, my wife Reese. Kirsteen and I knew each other back in the day at Rockport Playhouse.

Nice to meet you. We're going to have a drink over at the Watergate. Mike's beer is on tap there now, did he tell you? Please join us.
Ah, I cahn't. I've got an early flight oot tomorrow. But it was loovely meeting you. Take good care of that one. You got the last of the good uns there. Good-bye, Milo.

Milo???

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39. 06.10.08 at 01:19 |Speax10/10
Speax
38. 12.09.08 at 16:52 |Clochard.10/10
Clochard.
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37. 31.08.08 at 19:58 |Habilitey10/10
Habilitey
grouchopper i never thought I'd ever say this to you but well done
36. 05.08.08 at 21:26 |Gogosam10/10
Gogosam
28. no sense of taste whatsoever
35. 23.02.08 at 13:50 |im_him10/10
im_him
32. thats the best one for this!
34. 13.02.08 at 15:41 |Take_That100/10
Take_That10
Super LOL 10 (°_°)
33. 08.02.08 at 12:42 |Jiacomo10/10
Jiacomo
what thefuck
32. 22.12.07 at 17:45 |silencehunter0/10
silencehunter
oh great, the start of the most boring unnessicarily long series of comics ever.
31. 20.12.07 at 20:30 |cheesepuffs0/10
cheesepuffs
l
30. 05.12.07 at 23:38 |chapanice10/10
chapanice
Welcome !



29. 09.08.07 at 12:14 |L_intello10/10
L_intello
Crap!
28. 21.07.07 at 17:10 |agent90/10
agent9
Nice
27. 14.04.07 at 16:06 |minimastar10/10
minimastar
oooppyt
26. 24.03.07 at 22:01 |vipershots10/10
vipershots
original!!!
25. 07.03.07 at 21:57 |daniel10027310/10
daniel100273
kwl
24. 01.02.07 at 19:51 |ratdown10/10
ratdown
im wit dyla2a ur gay
23. 31.12.06 at 16:58 |gskennedy0/10
gskennedy
whoah the first ever i enjoyed it man u got 10/10 man u rule!!!
22. 31.12.06 at 16:18 |Santa.C10/10
Santa.C
this the first yeah all about that noob this lait
21. 29.11.06 at 22:25 |marcandrer0/10
marcandrer
yes all about that 10
20. 26.11.06 at 05:02 |marcandrer0/10
marcandrer
Mais qui est Gary McKinnon ?
19. 18.11.06 at 16:57 |Gary_Mckinnon10/10
Gary_Mckinnon
Possibly one of the best debut comics ever!
18. 28.10.06 at 21:26 |UnknownIndividual10/10
UnknownIndividual
Tasty freeze.
17. 23.10.06 at 10:03 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
And they loved for ever
16. 09.10.06 at 17:54 |Jack_Vodka8/10
Jack_Vodka
Good !
15. 24.09.06 at 18:57 |LesDisparus10/10
LesDisparus
Hehehe... goodun Grouch! You don't mind if I call you that, of course... ?
14. 21.09.06 at 20:28 |deigion10/10
deigion
well the first of the many grouchobeer comics had begun in style, earning over 100 points! What a debut to the comic creating world!
13. 24.08.06 at 19:49 |shoeguy10/10
shoeguy
10
12. 13.07.06 at 22:58 |diablotin10/10
diablotin
10/10
11. 11.05.06 at 21:05 |modedude10/10
modedude
THAT IS CRAP
10. 25.03.06 at 14:59 |para_site1/10
para_site
ho man that NOT funny
9. 25.03.06 at 00:37 |maxman10/10
maxman1
cooooool 10/10!
8. 22.03.06 at 18:49 |JakeAkbar10/10
JakeAkbar
what FFXking said
7. 02.12.05 at 23:07 |Fartyman
Fartyman
crappobrillianto
6. 20.08.05 at 16:43 |Gigatecho10/10
Gigatecho
cool
5. 18.07.05 at 09:02 |rosibella
rosibella
NOT CRAPPO!!!!!!
4. 15.07.05 at 12:45 |whawhawhahwah
whawhawhahwah
crappo.
3. 02.07.05 at 03:21 |Nerdinator0/10
Nerdinator
Brillianto!
2. 06.04.05 at 02:06 |Mech_Assault_210/10
Mech_Assault_2
Pretty good!
1. 08.03.05 at 02:38 |FFXking10/10
FFXking