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Hookers and Crank

by big_gar
8/10 45 pts / 6 Votes - 3 comments
SATAN SATAN SATAN... KILL YOUR PARENTS... YOU'VE BEEN A SUPER AUDIENCE... GOOD NIGHT!!!

That was a FANTASTIC show, Mr. Manson... Just FABULOUS... all of us at the record label love you!
Later... Backstage...
Are you sure? I was feeling a bit, I don't know... did I push the SATAN think a bit too hard?
No, no... it had just the right amount of SATAN, our studies show that 75% of the fans really enjoy the SATAN.

Right... well, if you think it was ok.
Trust me... you're doing great, keep up the good work and call me if you need anything. HOOKERS and CRANK, do you have enough HOOKERS and CRANK?!

I'm good, thanks.
Ok then, I'm going to head out then... YOU'RE FABULOUS, never forget it. See ya.

Bye.

*sigh* Sometimes I think I'm just missing out on something better in life.

Oh, Hi Marilyn... is it cool if I come backstage like this?
GOLFING PRO TIGER WOODS!!! What are you doing here, I'm your biggest FAN!

Well, to be honest, I was watching you on stage tonight and you just seemed out of it.
I did.

Well, you barely seemed to give any mind to the DARK LORD and MASTER tonight, and you didn't seem too into it when you pulled your penis out on stage.
Oh, I can't fool you GOLFING PRO TIGER WOODS... I just haven't felt like the ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR that much lately.

Hmmm... these things happen to all of us. You still have plenty of HOOKERS and CRANK, right?
Oh, of course... it isn't that.

You know, there was a time I didn't feel like worshiping the DARK PRINCE and playing golf.
Really?

But you have to keep your eye on the ball and keep going no matter what, 'cause that's what makes a man.
Gee, I never thought about it like that... thanks GOLFING PRO TIGER WOODS.

SATAN SATAN SATAN!!! IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK HERE IN DETROIT! NOW I'M GONNA GO BANG SOME HOOKERS AND SMOKE SOME CRANK!!! AND DON'T FORGET TO STAY IN SCHOOL AND KILL YOUR PARENTS!!! GOOD NIGHT
The Very Next Night...
*sniff* Thanks GOLFING PRO TIGER WOODS...

DAMNIT WOMAN... YOU KNOW WHO THE #%$& I AM, RIGHT?!!
No matter... sixty dollar for good-time.
"... wherever you are."
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3. 03.11.05 at 02:43 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
i love it! im marilyn mansons biggest fan the penis thing was the best
2. 25.10.05 at 22:17 |lightmyfire779
lightmyfire779
This one I think you stole from Johnny Hart. Good, tho.
1. 08.04.05 at 15:23 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
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