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OPERATION: OLSEN BOOBS

by big_gar
8/10 5110 pts / 630 Votes - 220 comments
Alright, TERRORIST, it's been months of hard work but I've finally tracked you down!!
Curses, I've been found out!!! FOILED AGAIN BY AMERICAN DARING-DO!!!

It's an HONOR to serve you, Mr. President.
And we OWE you a debt of gratitude, AGENT 17... but I'm afraid there's no TIME to rest now.
Later At The White House..
Of course, sir... wherever the FREEDOM of the world is in JEOPARDY, I will be there.
I'm GLAD to hear it. Now your next mission is IMPERATIVE to the safety of mankind. I hope you are up to it?

Anything... just name it.
We need you to INFILTRATE Hollywood, California and get TOPLESS photos of the OLSEN twins.

................ .....uh........

You mean, BOTH of the OLSEN twins?
Of course not, that would be a SUICIDE mission... just MARY-KATE, or even ASHLEY. They are TWINS, after all, and should have the same GOODS.

Uh... with all due respect, sir... I'm not sure what the BREASTS of the OLSEN twins have to do with national security?
Everything GODDAMNIT, it has everything to do with national security!!! By Gosh, America is a nation of dreams, soldier, dreams that can come true for everyone willing to give everything for that dream. Now the American people what to see the BREASTS of those two young ladies, and I'll be GODDAMNED if I'm not the PRESIDENT that is going to make those dreams possible!!!

*sigh* Are they even 18 yet, sir?
You bet your sweet ass they are!

Well... I guess I'll do it, FOR AMERICA.
FANTASTIC!! Get out there and make it happen, soldier!

... so I told him, "I don't care if you are JAY-Z, nobody gets to my SECRET GARDEN 'til the SECOND date."
Hee, hee... that will show him, ASHLEY. I love being an OLSEN!!
Later In Hollywood...
Oh darn, It's past time for me to THROW UP... I'll be back in a sec.
It's about time. I didn't want to say anything but you were looking a little CHUBBY.

Excuse me miss, MARY-KATE... a young boy dying of CANCER is at the front gate, he says he is from the MAKE A WISH foundation.
Gee whiz, Farnsworth... bring him back here at ONCE.
Suddenly...
*COUGH*... *COUGH*... OH... Mary-Kate... *wheeze* It's always been a dream of mine to meet you.
Oh you poor, brave, little thing... I'm so honored you would want to meet me.

*COUGH*... I always told my mom *COUGH* if you dream it, and pray every day to Lord Jesus, anything can happen *COUGH*
Oh *sniff* you are an INSPIRATION to us all. If there is ANYTHING I can do for you...

Golly...*COUGH* *COUGH*... I'm almost too embarrassed to ask... but... can I see your boobs?
My boobs?

*COUGH* I understand... Im sorry I... *COUGH*
No, no... um... I guess it would be alright? SURE, sure... why not?

JACKPOT!
Here they are...
hey, what was that clicking sound?
CLICK!
Uh... that was my PACEMAKER... um... I gotta go. Bye.
Ok, then... good luck with the cancer and stuff.

What a nice boy.

Whew, I don't remember eating THAT much corn... hey, what's with the nakedness?
Oh... just some Cancer-Boy. LET'S MAKE OUT!

Mission accomplished, sir.
Astounding, son, just astounding. Now... let's talk about OPERATION: MICHAEL MOORE in a THONG!
Later, Back At The White House...
*sigh* Maybe it's not too late to DEFECT to IRAQ.
Well, I guess I can take my PANTS off... as long as it's for the MAKE A WISH foundation.
The End
comments
NoteNote :   
love it. halarios.
220. 18.07.08 at 21:22 |plonker10/10
plonker
219. 09.06.08 at 19:17 |Gogosam10/10
Gogosam
ist Pink chocolaik!
218. 08.06.08 at 17:42 |Benfort1010/10
Benfort10
good film

217. 19.05.08 at 17:39 |jamesty1000910/10
jamesty10009
er... yeha?
216. 12.03.08 at 13:14 |yehaman00710/10
yehaman007
Yes
215. 09.03.08 at 14:08 |Take_That1010/10
Take_That10
Yes
214. 09.03.08 at 14:08 |Take_That1010/10
Take_That10
yes
213. 09.03.08 at 14:08 |Take_That1010/10
Take_That10
Yes
212. 09.03.08 at 14:08 |Take_That1010/10
Take_That10
Yes
211. 09.03.08 at 14:07 |Take_That1010/10
Take_That10
bon je suis français et je n'y comprend rien mais je mets un dix quand meme !!! ps pour celui qui arrive a me relire, sur le site français de gnomz , la bd a 5000 point sa etonne
210. 20.02.08 at 14:43 |flospeed10/10
flospeed
With so few comments ? Special.
209. 19.02.08 at 09:30 |mgoussu9/10
mgoussu
Congratulations on having the first comic on Gnomz to reach 5000 points!
208. 12.01.08 at 21:10 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
yeah cool
207. 21.11.07 at 16:03 |kurt_angle10/10
kurt_angle
fucking....er....... ...fucking........er m.........aw fucking u
206. 16.11.07 at 14:22 |doctorgoo0/10
doctorgoo
fucking brillant
205. 14.11.07 at 18:03 |foxy5ghost10/10
foxy5ghost
Fucking Awesome.
204. 14.09.07 at 22:19 |ItsMeSnitches10/10
ItsMeSnitches
very funny dude im impressed i like it
203. 20.07.07 at 07:14 |Loco411110/10
Loco4111
BEST COMIC EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
202. 03.07.07 at 20:13 |sami12310/10
sami123
that was nice and worthy of the 2xarrow archives mind if we use it

and how do i make my effing avitarfor these reviews
201. 29.06.07 at 22:58 |jnjh9310/10
jnjh93
Dude.... DUDE!
200. 03.06.07 at 17:42 |Killer_Z10/10
Killer_Z
err bloodskull, did u mean to put 0
199. 22.05.07 at 22:06 |doctor_who_rocks_guy10/10
doctor_who_rocks_guy
love it
198. 24.04.07 at 20:07 |bloodskull0/10
bloodskull
Very Funny
197. 15.04.07 at 16:03 |crumbum9/10
crumbum
good...
196. 05.04.07 at 08:08 |shoeguy10/10
shoeguy
It's a nice comic!

Well, big-gar!

195. 11.03.07 at 21:20 |Ozzy10/10
Ozzy
lol Omg that's awsome!
194. 15.02.07 at 22:01 |shadow91110/10
shadow911
let's mack out!!!
193. 14.02.07 at 13:33 |darya10/10
darya
HA hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha ha
192. 04.02.07 at 18:02 |Numbah12310/10
Numbah123
lol do more like this i love em
191. 28.01.07 at 17:58 |undeadmonkey10/10
undeadmonkey
cool!
190. 28.01.07 at 13:54 |Hibiki25010/10
Hibiki250
this comic is so funny its quality lool
189. 21.01.07 at 21:25 |LiamBRAPP
LiamBRAPP
perfect
188. 02.01.07 at 16:13 |Wunderboy1710/10
Wunderboy17
This comic was totally radical!
187. 22.11.06 at 18:04 |ghost_master10/10
ghost_master
lol lol lol
186. 24.10.06 at 18:08 |ultima89810/10
ultima898
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay i am 47

185. 21.10.06 at 12:39 |snowdog0/10
snowdog
bloody fuckin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
184. 19.10.06 at 12:56 |CRAZYBUM10/10
CRAZYBUM
brilliant!
183. 17.10.06 at 15:45 |Haku10/10
Haku
Its got the BEST story line!
182. 15.10.06 at 02:14 |Tuck7779/10
Tuck777
it was mint
181. 14.10.06 at 13:21 |daniel0610/10
daniel06
I guess i can take my pants off... as long as it's for big_gar.
180. 29.09.06 at 04:15 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
Very funny!
179. 24.09.06 at 04:03 |vinegar10/10
vinegar
ha ha10
178. 23.09.06 at 13:24 |ollie.w
ollie.w
Haha, Lol!
177. 22.09.06 at 09:09 |BAMrck
BAMrck
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
176. 19.09.06 at 00:00 |darkboyx10/10
darkboyx
Great work 10
175. 16.09.06 at 13:03 |pokemon4ever10/10
pokemon4ever
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooo ooooowwwwwwww
174. 09.09.06 at 10:28 |MAXWOW101
MAXWOW101
dude
173. 28.08.06 at 19:15 |santa010/10
santa0
thats so cool
172. 27.08.06 at 19:11 |rossalanwood10/10
rossalanwood
good
171. 19.08.06 at 08:57 |shoeguy10/10
shoeguy
Great
170. 10.08.06 at 04:46 |RedWolf1310/10
RedWolf13
booooooooooooobies!
169. 09.08.06 at 22:28 |Kakashi23010/10
Kakashi230
cool
168. 02.08.06 at 13:53 |footballfan10/10
footballfan
a bit long but 10
167. 01.08.06 at 15:41 |ollie.w
ollie.w
c
166. 15.07.06 at 12:54 |josh110/10
josh1
lol that was so good u are very talented lol make one of michael jackson well keep up the good work
165. 12.07.06 at 00:49 |2pac_grl_4lyfe
2pac_grl_4lyfe
w

164. 06.07.06 at 19:22 |mwmt10/10
mwmt
perfect
163. 27.06.06 at 18:18 |GONONER10/10
GONONER
sorta funny
162. 27.06.06 at 17:21 |stefanallen8/10
stefanallen
lol
161. 19.06.06 at 22:02 |wyberton10/10
wyberton
omg 123123123 what a big waste of space
160. 16.06.06 at 02:57 |polymorhp10/10
polymorhp
c



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159. 06.06.06 at 17:40 |wyberton10/10
wyberton
great
158. 04.06.06 at 07:58 |harlee10/10
harlee
The best comic I`ve read on this site BRIL!
157. 03.06.06 at 15:14 |sawyer12340/10
sawyer1234
ccol
156. 27.05.06 at 21:42 |Dudemaster10/10
Dudemaster
hi



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155. 26.05.06 at 21:50 |12312312310/10
123123123
rather amusing
154. 26.05.06 at 08:00 |hiyou9/10
hiyou
that rocked make a part 2
153. 24.05.06 at 22:51 |trygoe10010/10
trygoe100
the best comic ever no its crapp
152. 24.05.06 at 17:19 |Boy3
Boy3
lol!



funny

151. 20.05.06 at 20:09 |Alison.O10/10
Alison.O
funny
150. 19.05.06 at 14:49 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
wow

that is amazing...
149. 18.05.06 at 22:43 |hacked10/10
hacked
Operation Olsen: best comic I've seen in at least 10 minutes. Keep on rockin.
148. 16.05.06 at 16:12 |rachelinjapan10/10
rachelinjapan
xDD... Very good... Congratulations! ^^
147. 12.05.06 at 17:56 |Filman9/10
Filman
BOOBIES......LEZZIE BOOBIES
146. 10.05.06 at 19:16 |evil_duck9110/10
evil_duck91
now thats comedy
145. 07.05.06 at 01:20 |supartroy10/10
supartroy
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
144. 22.04.06 at 17:01 |Mr_Washington0/10
Mr_Washington
lolz that is hell funny
143. 19.04.06 at 09:04 |xX_sxc_gal_Xx10/10
xX_sxc_gal_Xx
I cant beleive i havent voted this until now!!
142. 26.03.06 at 16:25 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
4291 points later it's still good!
141. 11.02.06 at 03:22 |Rednecks_2_Rox
Rednecks_2_Rox
very nice
140. 27.01.06 at 16:20 |S.Homer.S9/10
S.Homer.S
wicked
139. 26.01.06 at 03:45 |panic21
panic21
That rocks! Oh no, some warm substance i can not identify is trickling down my leg. Its not blood...its yellow. OH SHIT! i wet my pants!
138. 07.01.06 at 03:18 |fairygirl10/10
fairygirl
hahahahahahahahahaah ahahaahahahahahaahha hahahahahahahahaahah ahaahahahahahaahhaha hahahahahahahaahahah aahahahahahaahhahaha hahahahahahaahahahaa hahahahahaahhahahaha hahahahahaahahahaaha hahahahaahhahahahaha hahahahaahahahaahaha hahahaahhahahahahaha hahahaahahahaahahaha hahaah hilarious
137. 05.01.06 at 23:08 |GimygimyV510/10
GimygimyV5
even after 10 months! i find it funny I cant stop laughing hahahahahahahahahaha haha................ ............ *SNAP* aw crap my spline
136. 28.11.05 at 20:15 |Gigatecho10/10
Gigatecho
Even after after five and a half months I STILL find it hilarious!
135. 23.11.05 at 22:32 |Mech_Assault_210/10
Mech_Assault_2
you sad bastard taking the mick out of cancer hope your proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
134. 21.11.05 at 22:19 |dunc20050/10
dunc2005
I lovvvvved itttt Make more
133. 21.11.05 at 13:55 |benuth
benuth
what the hell is this about
132. 19.11.05 at 22:42 |cropid
cropid
hey,

guys it wasnt that great.
131. 17.11.05 at 11:51 |sweet_the_darkside_is
sweet_the_darkside_is
It was very clever

130. 12.11.05 at 19:43 |Bladeboy5/10
Bladeboy
Dude that was a nice comic. But my comic named "That's Love" is way better than your's.
129. 08.11.05 at 22:29 |SexyCocoa9/10
SexyCocoa
very GREAT comic!
128. 23.10.05 at 03:59 |polymorhp10/10
polymorhp
SEX is top of my list !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

127. 18.10.05 at 19:59 |SammeyD
SammeyD
Hey buddy what an austumn sex program u have there have u ever seen t5he Olsen twins undressed i nreal life because boy r they sexy i had a bonar just looking at them not alone when i had sex with them and that was an experience of sex i'll never get again.
126. 18.10.05 at 19:58 |SammeyD
SammeyD
i mite have commented before but who cares asome comic man this is one of the best 10/10
125. 16.10.05 at 06:31 |payne10/10
payne
~*~ you have a great imagination....where did you get yours lol......i have no idea how you thought of that but it was a definate 10/10 comic...congrats.... .. ~*~
124. 02.10.05 at 16:32 |spear10/10
spear
10/10



123. 30.09.05 at 17:51 |bennett123
bennett123
notice how all the people who liked it were either european or make crappy comics. This was pretty cool, 10/10
122. 30.09.05 at 02:37 |pulse10/10
pulse
That was hilarious!!! Write some more! Hey tell me what you think of mine...its called:Uncle Sam Doesn't want bush.
121. 11.09.05 at 09:04 |chelly1305
chelly1305
this good

120. 07.09.05 at 14:26 |MasterHylian
MasterHylian
OH... MY... GAWD! THAT IS SO FUNNY! I THINK U SHOULD DO A PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!









119. 30.08.05 at 22:18 |dunc_m1
dunc_m1
well i hate niggers because i'm a raciest
118. 29.08.05 at 23:13 |rstarr
rstarr
i is a niger
117. 29.08.05 at 13:22 |trippy10/10
trippy
it's stupid and rude.

from ashjrowe

116. 27.08.05 at 10:36 |ashjrowe
ashjrowe
hehe i loved it its sooo cool 10/10
115. 21.08.05 at 07:41 |Rainbows10/10
Rainbows
Quite a funny comic. Fuck those morons who didn't like it.
114. 20.08.05 at 17:13 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
That was ok...

...Yeah ok...

...You Know, nothing to good, but yeah, it was ok...

...but you know...

...what was the point, there wasn't one. You just wanted to make a naked chick yeah thats it I give it a 1 out of 5
113. 19.08.05 at 20:35 |Duderon0/10
Duderon
lol that was pritty good! keep up the good work!
112. 17.08.05 at 03:21 |WIllhelm55
WIllhelm55
WoW amazing stuff! Make a few more Eh?
111. 16.08.05 at 13:58 |halomonk10/10
halomonk
its a good comic 10/10
110. 14.08.05 at 11:13 |danny125
danny125
it freakin sucked

109. 13.08.05 at 03:11 |game_freak10/10
game_freak
It was ok, but I love the ending.
108. 13.08.05 at 00:42 |Clank017/10
Clank01
lmfao it was boring but well though out
107. 12.08.05 at 18:18 |monkeyshit
monkeyshit
It was brilliant!

Make More!

106. 12.08.05 at 13:06 |Harry_Potterane9/10