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CHOICES: THE MUSICAL

by big_gar
8/10 199 pts / 24 Votes - 19 comments
Well... here I am, the first day at my BRAND new job.

...

*sigh*

Oh, who am I KIDDING... I'm not QUALIFIED for this job. Is this even what I want from my life?

Well, here I am in my new APARTMENT. No more DICTATORSHIP for me, no sir.
Elsewhere...
...

*sigh*

Who am I kidding, this life isn't for me... once you have the lust for TYRANNY, you can't just live a normal, simple LIFE.

*sigh* I feel a SONG coming on.
*sigh* I feel a SONG coming on.

Well... they say that I'm EVIL, I'm a bad maaan... Ha, well look at me... is THIS so BAAAD, man?

I WISH that I could take it all back, but there are hard choices in life, that's the fact... Jack.

...AND I WISH THAT THINGS WEREN'T SO...
...AND I WISH THEY''D LET THIS WAR JUST GO...

... AND I WISH THAT I COULD BE...
... THE MAN I FEEL... I PRAY I'D BE...

... but WHO am I kidding, anywaaay?
... this is my LIFE now, everydaaay.

... but a girl can DREAM...
... and a man can SCHEME...

... THAT'S THE PRAYER I PRAY TODAAAY, oh yeah.
... Oh, I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LAAATE, Oh no...

... FOREVER AND TODAAAY... I JUST WANNA RUN AWAAAY
... I'LL GET MY COUNTRY BACK SOMEDAAAY... AND THEN THEY ALL WILL PAAAY...

........*sigh*.. .......
..........*sigh* ........

... THAT'S THE WISH I MAKE....
... THAT'S THE WISH I MAKE...

... TODAAAAAAY!
... TODAAAAAAY!

................ ..............
................ ..............

I think I'll go hand in my RESIGNATION.
I think I'll go KILL some INFIDELS.
THE END
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Totally awesome
19. 31.08.07 at 13:07 |Dxreturns10/10
Dxreturns
Was this supposed to be GOOD?



It wasn't good, sorry.



It was BRILLIAAAANT!

Damn it, when are you releasing your album?
18. 12.05.07 at 22:30 |RoryX10/10
RoryX
THIS IS SO GOOD!! I FEEL A SONG COMMING!!! ))
17. 14.02.07 at 13:39 |darya10/10
darya
GOOD 10/10
16. 16.09.06 at 13:05 |pokemon4ever10/10
pokemon4ever
you need to write a musical.
15. 26.01.06 at 03:36 |panic21
panic21
10/10
14. 02.11.05 at 00:51 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
the best in this site, the best, i swear
13. 25.10.05 at 22:20 |lightmyfire779
lightmyfire779
Very awesome.

I diddn't think anyone could do a humerous musical comic but You made me wrong.

You get 400 tacos outta 5
12. 30.06.05 at 03:26 |ZockEndland
ZockEndland
this is cool nice work Big_Gar
11. 25.06.05 at 17:42 |Gigatecho9/10
Gigatecho
This one deserves at least as much attention as Operation: Olsen Boobs
10. 13.06.05 at 00:25 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
how do you tink of dese tings?





P.S.check out my comix!
9. 12.06.05 at 10:18 |amy_g
amy_g
hey would u ppl plz read my comics?
8. 12.06.05 at 07:40 |Imcrazyforcats
Imcrazyforcats
it was awesome great idea
7. 12.06.05 at 04:36 |rosibella10/10
rosibella
Thank you for the music, the songs I’m singing

Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing

Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty

What would life be?

Without a song or a dance what are we?

So I say thank you for the music

For giving it to me.
6. 24.04.05 at 07:55 |madcowblues10/10
madcowblues
Top 20! Come back to us!
5. 23.04.05 at 03:39 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Fucking awesome!
4. 22.04.05 at 18:36 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
You de man.
3. 08.04.05 at 15:11 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
*sigh*

you are genius big-gar.

long live big-gar.

thank you big-gar.
2. 08.04.05 at 08:24 |emptylee
emptylee
great idea with that musical number!
1. 08.04.05 at 08:00 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
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