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SUPER MYSTERY COMIC

by big_gar
8/10 1140 pts / 149 Votes - 67 comments
This is QUITE a MYSTERY I have on my hands. The Door was locked, no sign of a struggle, yet we still have a DEAD MAN in the other room.
Well, if anyone can figure out this MYSTERY, I'm sure it's you. I'll be right outside if you need anything.

Hmmm, there must be some CLUE I'm missing.

La la la la la...

HEY! WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!!?
HOLY JESUS!!! BUT, but you were... DEAD!?

Dead? That doesn't make any... HOLY JESUS, YOU'RE RIGHT!! How did I get so DEAD!?
Oh, MAN, this is just freaky.

AWW... boy do I SMELL too... how long have I been dead, pal?
well... uh... EXCLUDING the past TWO MINUTES... about FOUR DAYS.

Well I'll be Damned... oops, look at me, DECOMPOSING all over the place.
You'll NEVER get that out of the carpet.

Hey look, I'm gonna go take the rest of this ROTTING FLESH off, ok? You wait here.
uh... ok.

.....

There we go... whew, that FEELS a lot better.
So, listen... uh, I'M gonna TAKE OFF... this is really UPSETTING me a bit.

Oh, COME ON... we haven't even solved the MYSTERY of my BIZZARE death yet.
I know, I know... but it's a bit WEIRD for me. I'm sorry...

... Well... huh...
YOU just SUCK don't you?!
hey... HEY... don't be like that.

No... go... it's fine... *sniff* I'm a smart guy, I'll SOLVE it all by myself... Go... see if I care.
Oh, FINE... I'll help. What do you remember doing last?

Last? Hmmm... I was a bit depressed, and I was listening to THE CURE a lot... huh...
Go on.

Oh, right... I took all those PILLS and SLIT my WRISTS...
Pills... wrist... ?

......
.....

yep, the wrist thing really hurt too.

Do ya think that maybe the "KILLING YOURSELF" might have had SOMETHING to do with your DEATH?

You know, YEAH... now that you mention it... maybe it did.
You're an ass.

Hey... don't leave. I'M SORRY. oh... damnit. I was gonna make PIZZA ROLLS for us too.


Well, MORE for me, I guess.
THE END
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lol
67. 24.03.08 at 17:31 |Wart199910/10
Wart1999
lol
66. 23.12.07 at 21:22 |vipershots10/10
vipershots
I LOVE IT!!!
65. 14.02.07 at 13:45 |darya10/10
darya
Nice!
64. 23.08.06 at 18:38 |Kakashi23010/10
Kakashi230
cool
63. 03.07.06 at 20:36 |Peano10/10
Peano
its pretty good. One of the few good comics in the top List thing.
62. 29.06.06 at 20:23 |pulse8/10
pulse
whats that stinky smell,oh its your comic! i didn't like it.0/10
61. 31.03.06 at 03:38 |Mr.Menace0/10
Mr.Menace
10/10
60. 21.02.06 at 17:42 |polymorhp10/10
polymorhp
TO LONG BY THE WAY HOW DO YOU CREATE A AVATAR IM REALLY REYMYSTERIO619 CHECK OUT MY COMIC
59. 20.02.06 at 14:01 |NO.1WWEFAN10/10
NO.1WWEFAN
cool u r an awesome comic writer
58. 18.02.06 at 19:25 |DjCasper10/10
DjCasper
Boring!
57. 02.01.06 at 02:15 |agent9
agent9
It's still good!
56. 31.12.05 at 03:43 |Halo_2_Rox10/10
Halo_2_Rox
i like pie
55. 28.12.05 at 19:32 |bubbahubba
bubbahubba
good stuff
54. 28.12.05 at 19:32 |bubbahubba
bubbahubba
Heyy! hehe i loved your comic! XD
53. 28.12.05 at 01:01 |babychronic
babychronic
I am kinda like it but kitty does 10 dancing granys out of 10
52. 24.12.05 at 23:16 |HALO4510/10
HALO45
Nice job, dude.
51. 24.12.05 at 03:11 |Halo_2_Rox10/10
Halo_2_Rox
...only 1 way 2 describe it!:



Ishbu Nava Zuganae!



make dat 2 ways 2 describe it. ders also :



supercallafrajelli sticexpialedocious
50. 22.12.05 at 17:19 |ishbunavazuganae10/10
ishbunavazuganae
koool that was funny. apart form the killing yourself bit coz that aint kool.
49. 22.12.05 at 10:27 |Belsback8/10
Belsback
niice
48. 22.12.05 at 10:08 |modedude
modedude
i loved it. just the right amount of mystery and comedy! lol

47. 22.12.05 at 06:00 |mai.babe9210/10
mai.babe92
hehe

46. 21.12.05 at 17:25 |Fartyman10/10
Fartyman
that is good
45. 21.12.05 at 13:51 |lushgordie2710/10
lushgordie27
ha i like very much thank u for that ur art is so inspiring and i am like ur biggest fan to
44. 21.12.05 at 13:44 |maxyboy10/10
maxyboy
great comic.10/10
43. 21.12.05 at 11:34 |harlee10/10
harlee
yea! i love this comic! this is my most favorite one i've read on gnomz so far :^)

p.s. can you check out my comics, they aren't doing so good with publicity (look at 'what d.a.r.e. doesn't tell you).
42. 21.12.05 at 02:40 |GoGaux
GoGaux
BRILLIANT !!!!!!!
41. 20.12.05 at 16:52 |DjCasper10/10
DjCasper
great comik realy funny
40. 22.08.05 at 11:34 |jimbojibjob9/10
jimbojibjob
YOU SUCK!!! LOSER YOU GET A 0 OUT OF 0
39. 13.08.05 at 07:26 |Aztecwarrior2210/10
Aztecwarrior221
i gave it a 0 becasue it stunk

38. 12.08.05 at 00:14 |mikee0/10
mikee
Hey make a new funnier one that was awesome. CHEDDA CHEEZ
37. 11.08.05 at 21:24 |guitarispunk0010/10
guitarispunk00
I liked this!
36. 10.08.05 at 00:08 |SpidermanFan9149/10
SpidermanFan914
yo man this rules dude keep the work up dude you rule!!
35. 09.08.05 at 22:46 |Cool_Dude10/10
Cool_Dude
check out my comic its NORMALBOY INTRO. AND NORMALBOY EPISODE#1 VOTE FOR THEM PLZ!
34. 08.08.05 at 20:11 |lildiablo140010/10
lildiablo1400
Great comic...7 stars...*******
33. 08.08.05 at 16:20 |pupalace27/10
pupalace2
no.1] i love pizza roles

no.2]its an awsum comic

no.3]killing ur self kinda sux

no.4]i give it 5 stars lol *****
32. 08.08.05 at 09:35 |laura2210/10
laura22
it also made me hungry i'm gonna go make some hot pockets anybody want one?
31. 05.08.05 at 07:36 |draiklord113
draiklord113
that was wicked sweet man and it reminded me of family guy too.
30. 05.08.05 at 07:33 |draiklord113
draiklord113
Better than that time I put my head in the microwave.
29. 05.08.05 at 03:23 |TheAntiSanta10/10
TheAntiSanta
That so reminded me of Family Guy! that rocked!
28. 05.08.05 at 02:41 |be_your_self410/10
be_your_self4
edman rocks
27. 05.08.05 at 00:43 |eman50g
eman50g
Ha! I love it!
26. 04.08.05 at 21:07 |panthercry5/10
panthercry
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Lol!
25. 04.08.05 at 20:06 |Gigatecho7/10
Gigatecho
OMG i am soooo in love with your comic . . . yes i wanna marry it! What els cood u ask for in a comic . . . it was funny, gorey and had pizza rolls. . . . .mmm pizza rolls! great work babe! keep it up
24. 04.07.05 at 08:08 |huni10/10
huni
no you are not i am you bastard
23. 02.07.05 at 22:22 |BOINKYcreater
BOINKYcreater
YOU WILL ALL DIE! AS I AM ACTUALLY THE BOINKY CREATOR IN THE NEW SKIN HA HA!

22. 02.07.05 at 21:54 |emperorboinky
emperorboinky
hilarious
21. 02.07.05 at 14:01 |rosibella10/10
rosibella
thats was very gud loved it
20. 02.07.05 at 09:18 |Filthy_Gorgeous8/10
Filthy_Gorgeous
hahaha that waz good as!b sure 2 check out my comics not a girl...........and micheal mess up!
19. 02.07.05 at 05:37 |sexctamika8/10
sexctamika
genius,pure genius!check out my comix 2!!!
18. 01.07.05 at 23:21 |amy_g
amy_g
Halarious. Great job
17. 30.06.05 at 10:10 |LizaRose9/10
LizaRose
i haven't read it, this is just a publishity stunt for my comics, they're 'mutant superheros #1' and 'mutant superheos #2' check them out, or i'll hunt you down, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
16. 29.06.05 at 20:35 |rigboy
rigboy
very cool, random, and funny. I LOVED IT!!!
15. 29.06.05 at 07:37 |Sugarbabe10/10
Sugarbabe
I'm bored, so I'm just gonna b annoying, okay peeps?
14. 27.06.05 at 14:44 |tiggagal5
tiggagal5
HEY HEY HEY!!! big_gar, you've done it again!!!! Another fabrill masterpiece. I just LIVE fro ur comics, coz dude, u are da BOMB!!! LOL, how do u come up wit these? Mine really suck, they might as well not exist! :P lol, anywayz, gotta go!!!!!!!!! Love ya, and keep up da good work

13. 27.06.05 at 14:43 |tiggagal5
tiggagal5
Strangeoooohhhh
12. 27.06.05 at 02:09 |LaylaG9/10
LaylaG
mmm.....pizza rolls
11. 27.06.05 at 00:34 |Smilemagnet_03
Smilemagnet_03
Funny as all hell! Great job!
10. 27.06.05 at 00:33 |Smilemagnet_03
Smilemagnet_03
yeah good.very good
9. 26.06.05 at 20:43 |ecleland9/10
ecleland
it was good
8. 26.06.05 at 14:30 |Lightsaber9
Lightsaber9
yeah
7. 26.06.05 at 12:45 |lorddempsey
lorddempsey
That rocked big_G!
6. 26.06.05 at 12:12 |thedominator10/10
thedominator
I loved it, lol hehehee
5. 25.06.05 at 18:31 |lucinnat8/10
lucinnat
Great Comic don't forget to vote for my comic Kill Bill and tell all of your friends!!!
4. 24.06.05 at 02:47 |LaylaG9/10
LaylaG
hahaha
3. 10.04.05 at 03:10 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
p.s. *sigh*
2. 08.04.05 at 08:27 |emptylee
emptylee
hahaha!
1. 08.04.05 at 08:27 |emptylee
emptylee
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