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Metaverse: The Adventures Of Generic Tom Cruise Character!

by thecaptainofo

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	Hello there my loyal fans. It is I, Generic Tom Cruise Character. Please watch these films that are the body of my career, for these are my mighty works. Tremble oh evil Xenu, and despair! ....... P.S. Enjoy the show.


	I'm a cocky, stuck-up, self-centered egoist who cares for nobody else. By the time the movie ends, I'll change into an open-minded, altruistic, better human being.


	You can be my.... wingman, anytime.

Top Gun


	I'm a cocky, stuck-up, self-centered egoist who cares for nobody else. By the time the movie ends, I'll change into an open-minded, altruistic, better human being.


	Sex on the beach? Multiple orgasm? No? I'll just have a drink then.

Cocktail


	I'm a cocky, stuck-up, self-centered egoist who cares for nobody else. By the time the movie ends, I'll change into an open-minded, altruistic, better human being.


	Gotta go to K-mart gotta go to K-mart nyaaAAAA YAAAA YAAAA YAAA

Rain Man


	I'm a cocky, stuck-up, self-centered egoist who cares for nobody else. By the time the movie ends, I'll change into an open-minded, altruistic, better human being.


	THE TRUTH?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

A Few Good Men


	I'm a cocky, stuck-up, self-centered egoist who cares for nobody else. By the time the movie ends, I'll change into an open-minded, altruistic, better human being.


	You had me at 'hello'. Now show me the money, bitch.

Jerry Maguire


	I'm a cocky, stuck-up, self-centered egoist who cares for nobody else. By the time the movie ends, I'll change into an open-minded, altruistic, better human being.


	Si! Is like, movie parody of 'Total Recall'. Only, not as bueno. Is saying mucho about film, si?

Vanilla Sky


	I'm a cocky, stuck-up, self-centered egoist who cares for nobody else. By the time the movie ends, I'll change into an open-minded, altruistic, better human being.


	We can catch you before you commit a crime! Generic Tom Cruise Character! We must stop you before you make another film!

Minority Report


	I'm a cocky, stuck-up, self-centered egoist who cares for nobody else. By the time the movie ends, I'll change into an open-minded, altruistic, better human being.


	Most noble Cruise Character-san. Please to be teaching us honourable ways of film pseudo biopic historical distortion.

The Last Samurai


	I'm a cocky, stuck-up, self-centered egoist who cares for nobody else. By the time the movie ends, I'll change into an open-minded, altruistic, better human being.