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Fatal erasure

by Menwholooklikekennyrogers
8/10 76 pts / 9 Votes - 8 comments
Shit, I hope Salman will bring my car back, and that he won't ruin it!
Pffff... Why do you need a car? We almost never get out of this filthy appartment! Making people believe that we're dead is funny for a while, but after 10 years it turns boring!

Hey will you guys stop complaining? If I get out of this flat I'll get caught by the army and you know what's next: just like my cousin i'll get dissected and my torn ass will be on the p2p network!
Yeah, you're right! And, er, Elvis? Do you think it was a good idea to welcome Salman Rushdie as our roommate, with this fatwa over his ass?

Naaah, it's ok, don't worry! Since islamists have discovered the effect of a plane thrown full speed into a building they've stopped having fun chasing Salman!
Well... Anyway, don't come crying when an angry guy will come and kamikaze your nice car!

Did you read the memo?
Yep. At last we've found these freaky sticky-haired bastards with their glittering suits that make me wanna puke!
Meanwhile at the C.G.T.C.N.S.
It's time for us to realise History! Jean-Claude VanDamme 15-12 "And thou shall have no mercy for those bloody motherfuckers, and thou shall bring them my darkness, hit their balls with your knee and finish them on the ground, because that is the will of the loving allmighty!"
Your mystical delirium is really not getting better... Anyway, the Center for Good Taste in Clothing and Natural Smartness pays us in order that we get rid of Elvis and Freddy Mercury, and we'd better start doin' it right now!

Do you have a plan?
Maybe. Come with me.

It's here. Second floor. Salman Rushdie isn't back yet, Roswell is comparing the prices of penis enlargers on the internet, we shouldn't be disturbed. So, we come in discreetly, we grab those two pieces of jewel paste-plated crap, we put them in the trunk and we get away!
Steven Segall 45-3 "And thou shall fear my hand in your face because the power of karate lies in me and in mine for thousand generations!"

Won't you stop for a second? I'm explaining you a great hi-fi supa gangsta plan, and all you do is quote "Under Siege"!
Sorry man, let's go!

And the Alien, why did you welcome him, too? He's all day on fucklikeahorse.c om, he leaves weird gelatinous little things behind him! Now I'm fed up, it's them or me, you choose!
Ooooh, could you shut your mouth and forget me for a minute?

Heyhey, you said it fatso!
What's that smell? Hmmm, I'd be in for hawaïïan burgers!

Here we go, as easy as daddy into mommy! There's nothing easier than kidnapping two has-been who've spent the last ten years rotting in a shabby flat!
Yeah yeah, but you could've carried Elvis, he's a pretty heavy bastard! Michael Moore 29-33 "Thou shall not laugh at my hormonal problems if you don't want to burn in hell for eternity!"

Ok Doc, I want you to perform selective erasure on the two guys I'm going to bring you. Here's the list of stuff to be erased.
But..er.. what's this thig behind you?
A blue light.
Later, Lacuna Inc.
And what's it for?
Being blue.

Crazy!
Yes it is! I leave you dreaming, my work is waiting for me!

There you are! Half-vegetables, just like you wanted them!
Thank you Doc! I wrap'em on and bring'em back home!
3.34 hours later
They're about to wake up, we'd better go back to the C.G.T.C.N.S.
Arnold Schwarzenneger 18-3 "My job here is done but I will be back and your kinky asses will remember me!"

I feel weird, what happened to us? And what the hell are we doing in the bathroom?
I don't know. I feel air current between my two frontal brain lobes, but i don't see what it can mean.

Well, anyway I'm hungry now! Im gonna have a fried hot-dog soaked into cheese-cake, with some anxiolitics and this nice 12-year-old bottle!
Hmmm, I guess I'm gonna have unprotected sex in a dirty backroom!

I can't believe these prices! I'm really gonna fuck like a horse!
Meanwhile.
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8. 07.06.06 at 13:50 |Rednecks_2_Rox10/10
Rednecks_2_Rox
ha ha ha brill
7. 30.05.06 at 16:18 |richard8/10
richard
[Jean-Claude VanDamme 15-12 "And thou shall have no mercy for those bloody motherfuckers, and thou shall bring them my darkness, hit their balls with your knee and finish them on the ground, because that is the will of the loving allmighty!" ]

Way to go, I'm laughing my ass off !
6. 16.03.06 at 21:42 |GraveWorm10/10
GraveWorm
Wow, not easy to get the English audience.
5. 20.09.05 at 16:55 |DelaCraffe10/10
DelaCraffe
Thank you! For more information, check out www.lacunainc.com
4. 21.08.05 at 15:45 |Menwholooklikekennyrogers
Menwholooklikekennyrogers
Awesome. I love it!
3. 19.08.05 at 09:54 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
Brilliance.
2. 19.08.05 at 02:39 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Phew ! That was soooo nice !
1. 10.08.05 at 03:26 |elihougadol8/10
elihougadol
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