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Willacoochie USA: chocolate bars

by boinky33
8/10 386 pts / 49 Votes - 23 comments
Do you wanna buy some chocolate bars to help fund my special school?
What kind of chocolate bars?

DELICIOUS KINDS!
Okay....I'll take one.

That'll be seven dollars, sir.
What? Seven dollars? You little crook! I'm not paying!

If you refuse to pay, I'll sic my evil African elephant with father issues after you.
Yeah right, kid.

Sick 'em, Clarence!
??????

ARRRGGHHHH!!!!

He chased him through the garden....
He chased him through the fair....
He chased him through the castle....
He chased him EVERYWHERE!

PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! CALL OFF YOUR FUCKING ELEPHANT!

That'll be seven dollars, sir.
Grrr! Fine, you little shit! Here's your damn money!

Down, Clarence!
Thank you, sir. It's been a pleasure doing buisness with you. Here is your chocolate bar.
Well, it better be worth it.
Munch! Munch!

Do you like it? It's made with the finest almonds in Albany.
Almonds? Oh no! I'm allergic to almonds!....

Ahhhh!!!!!!

That was cool!
Hey, where did my hat go?
The End
Hello, my name is Devin Lewis and I play Little Timmy from the smash hit Willacoochie USA series.

We've had alot of fun tonight, but we also dealt with some serious issues concerning our nation today:
The misuse of vulnerable elephants to do other people's bidding.

Every year there are thousands of reports about groups using elephants to collect money. Such as school candy drives, bake sales, and who could forget the Boy Scout fiasco of '98?

So remember, kids:
Treat elephants with the respect they deserve, because they are hard working people just like us.

Goodnight, America.
The More You Know
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Ummmm its a god damn elephant, i'm dissapointed with you on this one boinky
23. 09.04.07 at 22:20 |igot2hams2/10
igot2hams
well funny
22. 24.02.07 at 18:59 |comicwiz10/10
comicwiz
Please quit spamming my average, over-rated comics.
21. 24.01.07 at 19:08 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
god your such a fucking asshole to everybody! just because you have made a couple "decent" comics, dose not mean you can put everyone else down! get a life you fuckin porch monkey! stop livin with your mommy, collecting your well-fare and get a fucking life! everybody bows down and sucks your dick, because your so fucking over-rated. go ahead and correct my spelling, since you have enough time on your hands to put people down constantly, you probley have enough time to correct it! god, fucking niggers piss me off!
20. 17.01.07 at 22:16 |CrazyCracker0/10
CrazyCracker
THAT WAS AVERAGE! THIS IS JUST A POPULARITY CONTEST FOR FUCK SAKE!!!
19. 16.01.07 at 22:38 |jake140/10
jake14
and you dont want to know what boinky means

rrrggggggggggggg
18. 10.01.07 at 11:23 |muddyrock8/10
muddyrock
yrr great
17. 10.01.07 at 11:22 |muddyrock8/10
muddyrock
hahaha, that's wicked.
16. 06.01.07 at 20:29 |Tokijinn10/10
Tokijinn
Nice ryhmes! This is a great comic!
15. 14.12.06 at 15:14 |gatorbuc9910/10
gatorbuc99
lol
14. 20.04.06 at 16:56 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
damnit i can't do that. good anyway.
13. 24.09.05 at 22:32 |Penguins10/10
Penguins
quite humorous boinky. i give it an 11/10.
12. 24.09.05 at 22:32 |Penguins10/10
Penguins
That was a laugh- well done i'm giving 10/10





May i know what Boinky mean's? lol
11. 21.09.05 at 13:01 |Belsback10/10
Belsback
excellent 10/10
10. 21.09.05 at 08:02 |onlyone10/10
onlyone
same as gnom except10/10
9. 07.09.05 at 18:33 |skullman10110/10
skullman101
meaning-full ending! good one boinky!
8. 06.09.05 at 21:05 |gnom5/10
gnom
FUNNY
7. 05.09.05 at 21:50 |Goda
Goda
f-u-n-n-i!!!!!
6. 30.08.05 at 02:11 |iluvchocolate10/10
iluvchocolate
g8!!!
5. 29.08.05 at 03:56 |jjuicy
jjuicy
that was funny man 10/10 for you!
4. 24.08.05 at 03:01 |superspybob10/10
superspybob
Thanks to the asshole who voted a 0 just to get it out of the top 20!
3. 22.08.05 at 22:17 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Funny!
2. 22.08.05 at 18:41 |halomonk8/10
halomonk
Awesome!
1. 22.08.05 at 17:29 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
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