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Willacoochie USA: the breakup

by boinky33
8/10 226 pts / 27 Votes - 18 comments
Jeffrey, we have to break up.
Break up? Is it because of that time you walked in on me sticking my penis in a jar of peanut butter?

No. I have grown to accept that part of you.

I'm breaking up with you because you're immature!
NO! THEY'RE JUST RUMORS!

What are you talking about?

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said premature.

See what I mean? You can't take anything seriously!
I know what's going on here! It's another man, isn't it?

That's none of your business, Jeffrey!
Is it Mr. X?

No.
Naked Levar Burton?

No.
Little Timmy?

No!
Leroy Jenkins?

Ugh! God no!
Then who? WHO?

IT'S ME, YOU FOOL!
Gasp! Vincent Price?

You bet your sweet ass! Sally and I are in love!
I'm pretty sure you died, like, twelve years ago!

Rumors of my death have been greatly exagerated.
No. No, they haven't. I know for a fact that you died of lung cancer in 1993!

How dare you, sir! I've never felt more alive! Now begone before I punch you!
Fine! I'm outta here! Enjoy your new life, Sally!

Sigh....
Later....
(sob)....Oh, Sally! How could you do this to me? I miss you so much!....(sob)

Hey, man. I heard about you and Sally. That sucks.
(sniff)....Yeah, thanks, Mr. X....

But you got to put this all behind you. Get yourself a new girl.
You're right! I gotta get back on the dating scene!

Next week....
Hey, Sally....
Oh. Hello, Jeffrey....

I'd just like to tell you that I'm over you and I got myself a new girl. And she's much better than Vincent Price!
Oh, I'm so happy for you. Where is she?

She's right behind me. Isn't she great?

......

Uh, Jeffrey....she's a panda.

A panda? What do you mean by that?
I mean she's a panda bear: endangered species, indigenous to China, exists on a diet largely comprised of bamboo. A panda!




AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!
I HAD SEX WITH A PANDA!!!!
......


Linda? Linda, is that you? My god, I haven't seen you is years!

Oh, I can't fight it anymore! Run away with me, Linda! I've always loved you!

Hey! Vincent! Where are you going?

Well, it looks like we're both dateless now.
Yeah....


Want to come back to my place?
Sure.
The End
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Very funny
18. 14.12.06 at 15:23 |gatorbuc9910/10
gatorbuc99
I actually found this quite amusing
17. 22.09.06 at 03:04 |pulse9/10
pulse
Lol
16. 20.04.06 at 17:01 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
10/10 funny as hell
15. 29.09.05 at 03:49 |payne10/10
payne
good
14. 19.09.05 at 18:04 |S.Homer.S9/10
S.Homer.S
great!
13. 19.09.05 at 17:28 |mllebuttercup10/10
mllebuttercup
Gorgeous ! -10-
12. 19.09.05 at 13:46 |le_madet10/10
le_madet
lol....

ten points from me
11. 19.09.05 at 13:06 |daria
daria
Clap clap clap and OLA !!!
10. 19.09.05 at 11:32 |NadaWaK10/10
NadaWaK
Bien bien.
9. 19.09.05 at 11:16 |Spartacouille8/10
Spartacouille
Excellent !
8. 19.09.05 at 11:04 |Parano10/10
Parano
nice job

i like this
7. 17.09.05 at 05:49 |Ryls
Ryls
It's supposed to be me. I guess we look alike.
6. 10.09.05 at 00:22 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
tht guy looks like my avatar
5. 06.09.05 at 23:26 |vaderdk421
vaderdk421
Go fuck yourself, doctorwho.
4. 05.09.05 at 20:20 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
heeheehee 10
3. 01.09.05 at 11:05 |rosibella10/10
rosibella
Hey Boinky, you now have 6 votes which makes 38 points. I'll give you 2 to make it to forty, hows that? Here you go....
2. 01.09.05 at 10:15 |doctorwho2/10
doctorwho
Thanks to the cunts who voted 0 for this comic because:

1) They're jealous.

2) The comic's too long and those users were idiots.

3) They just plain don't like me.

4) It turns out this comic sucks.
1. 31.08.05 at 23:20 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
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