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Willacoochie USA: Zombie High

by boinky33
8/10 200 pts / 25 Votes - 16 comments
New to the WB is the teen drama: Zombie High, where teenage zombies have to deal with everyday troubles of being a zombie, from choosing who to take to the prom to devouring brains.
Now here's a preview of the pilot set to premier in the new Fall season....

So Brian, are you going to ask Sarah out?
I dunno, Trevor. She's hot and all, but I heard she was a total slut, and I am totally not into that.

Well, you better find somebody soon before the BIG DANCE or else you'll look like a total lame-wad!
Oh no! I better get a girl post-haste!

But dude, what about football practice?
Oh no! If I miss football practice, my dad will kill me!....figurativ ely speaking, of course.

And don't forget The Coach.
Oh yes, The Coach will also kill me.

Figuratively speaking, of course.
Of course.

Good job out there, team! I'm sure we'll win the big game against Vampire High next week!
Hooray!
After practice....
Brian, may I have a word with you while the other boys go shower up?
Sure thing, The Coach!

Brian, I've noticed your head wasn't in the game today. Is there something wrong? You can tell me, boy. After all, I am your football coach.
Well, the thing is, The Coach....I'm worried about getting a date for the BIG DANCE!

Brian, you don't have to worry about things like that. You're the most popular kid in school, not to mention the captain of the football team. And you have a great body....such hard, hard muscles....and smooth, flowing hair....and your eyes....
Uh....thanks, The Coach. You've helped quite enough....


Oh, run all you can, but you will soon be mine....

Uh....hey, Brian....
Oh. Hey, Sarah.
Later....
I was just wondering if you'd like to go to the BIG DANCE with me....?
Well, gee, I'd love to, Sarah, but....I got herpes and I can't go. Sorry.

Now Brian, we all know you're the worst liar in Zombie High. Why won't you tell me why you really won't go with me?
Well, everybody has been saying what a major skankoid you've become, and I'm totally not into that.

Me? A skankoid? But I'm a cheerleader! Where would people get a silly idea like that?
Everyone said they saw you totally making out with this guy at Todd's party last week.

No, no, they've got it all wrong. I wasn't totally making out with that guy. I was eating his face.
Oh, what a relief!
Say, would you like to go steady?

Sure, that sounds neat!
Oh boy! Now we can go to the BIG DANCE together, and I can win the football game against Vampire High!

At the dance....
Sarah, may I hold your hand?
Whoa! Not on the first date, buster!

Well, if it isn't the second best high school captain of a football team....YOU!
Gary, the captain of the Vampire High football team? What are you doing here?

I'm just here to tell you that our team is going to inialate you on Friday!
No, we are!

Yeah, right!

Grrr! I hate that jerk!
Don't worry about him, baby. Let's touch dance.

No time for touch dancing right now, Sarah! I've got to go practice alot more if I want to beat that jerk on Friday!
But....

Sigh....

Hey, would you like to come to make out creek with I?

Sure, I guess so....

Uh-oh. Looks like there's trouble a brewin' at Zombie High. What lengths will Brian go to defeat Vampire High? And has Sarah really fallen for Trevor's charm? Tune in next time to see what happens on:
Zombie High!
Produced by Aaron Spelling
Hey, did you catch the latest episode of Zombie High last night?
Hell no!
The End
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I love your series. Power to the over-spun penis!
16. 27.04.07 at 18:23 |Contact10/10
Contact
you personnage is beuk!
15. 16.12.06 at 02:15 |lassa0/10
lassa
p.s. i am a zombie too. why dosn't brian ask me to the dance!?
14. 14.12.06 at 15:30 |gatorbuc999/10
gatorbuc99
very funny but the ending dosn't make sence that well. 9 stars
13. 14.12.06 at 15:30 |gatorbuc999/10
gatorbuc99
well, fuck, I Understand cheesy humor
12. 22.09.06 at 03:10 |pulse10/10
pulse
Lol
11. 20.04.06 at 17:03 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
yea what boinky said!!! this comik ruled!
10. 11.10.05 at 17:07 |jimbojibjob
jimbojibjob
Oh my god. Were you born that stupid? Cheesy? You say it's cheesy, eh?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CHEESY, YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER!

It's a spoof of those WB teen dramas! Those kind of shows ARE cheesy! Therefore, the comic is supposed to be cheesy AS THE JOKE!

YOU MORON!
9. 10.09.05 at 00:20 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
my god what is up with you ppl, your all sad, yo all give comments like that hoping that hell return the favor. anyway i think its boring, so cheesy!!!!
8. 09.09.05 at 18:47 |JakeAkbar
JakeAkbar
I can sum it up in one word....awesome.
7. 06.09.05 at 01:33 |DaWhiteMage10/10
DaWhiteMage
Ever see one of those episodes of... anything... where the character is trying to convince everyone something they can't possibly comprehend. E.G "Its a wonderful Life" with James Stewart when no one realises who he is, but we (the audience) know they should?
6. 01.09.05 at 10:25 |doctorwho0/10
doctorwho
hmm...pretty good
5. 01.09.05 at 07:42 |payne10/10
payne
That was pretty cool
4. 01.09.05 at 06:43 |CiCi526/10
CiCi52
i hope you make another one
3. 01.09.05 at 02:39 |Crazefase5/10
Crazefase
awesome.
2. 01.09.05 at 01:27 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
brilliant.
1. 31.08.05 at 23:45 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
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