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Willacoochie USA: Bono from U2

by boinky33
8/10 110 pts / 13 Votes - 5 comments
Hey Bono from U2, I wrote a poem for you. Would you like me to recite it?
Sure thing.

Bono is a turd
He is not a bird
But he could be a turd of a bird
But that is absurd
He's probably a turd of an elephant or something

The End

So, did you like it?
Of course I didn't like it! All you did was insult me!

I did? How did I insult you?
You called me an elephant turd!

Well, I didn't know you would find that offensive. Some people would of taken it as a complement.
They most definitely would not! Being a turd is a bad thing!

How do you know? You've never been a turd. You don't know what it's like, so you shouldn't judge.
People just assume it's a bad thing to be a turd because it's the excess of digested food that escaped through an anus.


Hey, remember that show Eerie Indiana?
Yeah, I guess. But what does that have to do with anything?

Oh, nothing. It's just a good show, that's all.
The End
Next time on:
Willacoochie USA!....

Who took a shit on my bed?

comments
NoteNote :   
Your style of humor strikes me as odd for a second, and then comes back and punches me right in the mouth.



That sort of makes it all the funnier too.
5. 22.09.06 at 03:12 |pulse10/10
pulse
Lol
4. 20.04.06 at 17:04 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
lol- i liked it well done.
3. 01.10.05 at 06:03 |Belsback10/10
Belsback
i don't realy like it, boring
2. 24.09.05 at 01:03 |JakeAkbar
JakeAkbar
I made this again, so you should vote for it again.
1. 05.09.05 at 19:03 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
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