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LUKE VS. THE TRUTH

by big_gar

310 pts / 39 Votes - 17 comments


	LOOK ALIVE, TROOPS, the IMPERIAL CAMP is just over the next RIDGE.


	Let's move out... MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!


	Is there a REASON we're all just standing here still?


	Actually, Sir... yeah, there is. It's the whole "FORCE" thing, I guess?


	The FORCE? The mystical power that binds us together and penetrates our very being, that is the "FORCE" you have a problem with?


	See, I think it's just great you have that FOR YOURSELF, I really do, you know? But, to be honest, I find it a little OFFENSIVE.


	REALLY?


	Look, I'm not trying to start something here, but Im a CATHOLIC, Joe over there is JEHOVA'S WITNESS... I think you could be a little more "sensitive" to OUR spiritual needs too.


	Is this how everyone feels?


	Well, I wasnt going to say anything, but would it hurt to go into battle with a nice, "WHAT WOULD JESUS DO" or something?


	I personaly wouldn't mind a "PRAISE BE TO ALLAH", now and again, sir.


	SEE?


	Wow, I'm sorry guys. How about this... this time we we can yell out "WHAT WOULD JESUS DO" and next time we could try the ALLAH thing?


	Well, that sounds... oh, wait, what about the JEWISH guys... I'm not sure if that is cool with them.


	Right, the JEWISH guys, I forgot about them... and the BUDDHISTS too.


	Oh, you don't have to worry about the BUDDHISTS.


	Really?


	Yeah, the only BUDDHIST I knew of was PORKINS, and you know what happened to him.


	PORKINS, I never would have guessed, I'll be damned.


	Well, I'm not sure what to do here then.


	Well maybe we could come up with a NON-DENOMINATION battle-cry.


	I guess we will just have to POSTPONE the battle until our PUBLIC RELATIONS PEOPLE work out a battle-cry we can ALL live with.

THREE MONTHS LATER...


	Ok, Troops. It took THREE MONTHS and six ADVERTISING AGENCIES, but we have our battle-cry. So, let's take it to the EMPIRE!! May the EARTH-MOTHER, GUIDING SPIRIT, MANIFESTATION OF HOPE and/or PERSONIFICATION OF GOOD WILL and HAPPINESS be with you!!


	Uh, that was SUPER, but, the ATHEISTS would really appreciate it if you wouldn't PUSH your TYRANNICAL RELIGIOUS IMAGERY on us, SIR.


	I'm just saying...


	We don't understand it, LORD VADER, our intelligence says the REBELS have been waiting to attack for MONTHS and have yet to do so?!


	Ha, Ha, Ha, obviously the FORCE is no longer with them.

Meanwhile, at the IMPERIAL CAMP...


	Uh, RIGHT... the FORCE. Listen, with all due respect, Sir, some of us guys have been meaning to say SOMETHING about that.


	Oh...

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	nice
	17. 13.11.06 at 20:36 \|Lightsaber9


	whatever
	16. 06.07.06 at 19:18 \|mwmt


	Haha
	15. 01.05.06 at 19:24 \|CheGuevara


	haha LOL!
	14. 28.01.06 at 20:42 \|Fartyman


	Cool 9/10
	13. 23.12.05 at 17:49 \|DjCasper


	lol 10/10 classic dude! it rocks
	12. 17.11.05 at 00:37 \|JakeAkbar


	ggffhtyfhgftdsdrsdr
	11. 16.11.05 at 19:44 \|raiders


	good the end made me chuckle its prefectly planned
	10. 16.11.05 at 19:39 \|lorddempsey


	pretty funny
	9. 16.11.05 at 15:48 \|zackraider


	AWSOME
	8. 16.11.05 at 00:56 \|bubbaj1195


	BRILLIANT. I love this one. Especially in context with the 'ring of truth'.... I wonder whatcha gonna do with all the new 'Jedi' gnomz running around eh? When are we gonna see a MACE VS THE TRUTH?... Yes? No? No? Oh.. okay.
	7. 02.11.05 at 00:49 \|thecaptainofo


	you have hardly ant comiks but theyre all bloody awesome!!!
	6. 13.10.05 at 18:59 \|jimbojibjob


	i dont even now you but your my best friend
	5. 10.10.05 at 10:51 \|darthbennett


	Awesome
	4. 05.10.05 at 05:32 \|karateguy


	saweet, i loved it, its nice to c u back big_gar
	3. 03.10.05 at 20:27 \|vaderdk421


	Finally, a new big_gar comic! And perfectly crafted as usual.
	2. 28.09.05 at 13:36 \|Entropic_Catalyst


	Welcome back! Take off your coat and stay awhile.
	1. 28.09.05 at 12:34 \|grouchobeer

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