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Willacoochie USA: Dan Akroyd

by boinky33
8/10 138 pts / 18 Votes - 8 comments
Guess who I saw on TV last night.
Who? Answer me! I demand to know!

Dan Akroyd.
AUUURRGGGGHHH!!! !

I HATE DAN AKROYD SO MUCH!
HOW DARE YOU MENTION HIS NAME IN MY PRESENCE!

Whoa! Calm down, Leroy!
HOW CAN I CALM DOWN AFTER YOU SAID THE NAME OF THAT MAN! THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BLUES BROTHERS PIECE OF SHIT!

Uh....I'm....I'm gonna go now, okay?....
THAT..STUPID...C ANADIAN...ASS !

STUPID FUCKING GHOSTBUSTING....
CHRISTMAS WITH THE FUCKING KRANKS! AUGH!

....FUCKING CONEHEAD PIECE OF SHIT!....

...GOD DAMN ACCORDING TO JIM CAMEO SON OF A BITCH!
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!...
2 weeks later....
...SGT. BILKO!!!!!!...
One year later....
...HARMONICA PLAYING....FUCKI NG SOUL MAN ASSHOLE!...
Several years later....
Honey! Please!
We've been married for 12 years and all you ever talk about is how much you hate Dan Akroyd!
BECAUSE HE'S SUCH AN ASS!

Leroy, do you know why I married you?
Because I lied about my yearly income?

Yes.
And I was drunk.
But if you keep complaining about Dan Akroyd for another second, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!
But how can I stop if he's such a JERK?

Well, can you at least complain about somebody else?
Like who?

Um...I dunno...How about Dom Deluise?
Grrrr!...THAT STUPID FUCKING FAT CHEF!...

Wow! Thanks alot, honey!

...THAT GOD DAMN ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN PIECE OF SHIT!...

Meanwhile, at Dom Deluise's house....
I find this comic very offensive!

Tell me about it!
The End
This comic is dedicated to the victims of 9/11....

comments
NoteNote :   
I want your balls on my chin.







Metaphorically.
8. 08.10.06 at 17:45 |pulse10/10
pulse
Lol
7. 20.04.06 at 17:12 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
And you are?....
6. 13.09.05 at 07:03 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
sorry but its shit

5. 12.09.05 at 22:07 |JackW
JackW
i hope there not! i give it 9
4. 09.09.05 at 18:13 |gnom210/10
gnom2
I have to give this a good rating because it`s dedicated to the victims of 9/11. How could anyone give this a 0 knowing that?

Are you with the terrorists? Huh? Are you rooting for the terrorists???
3. 08.09.05 at 03:03 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
i gave you a 10 for brilliance. Also i liked to point out you have been the only one to use that google background thing in a super long time.
2. 08.09.05 at 02:34 |Crazefase10/10
Crazefase
I got a 0 as soon as this comic was put up! Nobody could of read the entire comic in 5 fucking seconds!
1. 07.09.05 at 23:53 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
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