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Willacoochie USA: celebrity sighting

by boinky33
9/10 119 pts / 14 Votes - 4 comments
Have you ever met any celebrities before, Mr. X?
Yes. Once.

Who?
John Lithgow.

Oooh. How'd you meet him?
Well, it started out about five years ago, when me and a few friends went to spend the long weekend at my uncle's cabin.

We just came back from swimming, and saw John Lithgow creeping outside the cabin, naked I might add.

Well, to tell you the truth, I was shocked. It turned out that he was studying for a role. He said it was for the upcoming movie:
The Naked Man In The Woods.
So as soon as we understood what was happening, we hung out the rest of the weekend, drinking beers and John regailed us with stories about 3rd Rock from the Sun.

Wow....
Shut up, I'm not done.
Then when the weekend was over, we began packing up, but John Lithgow didn't want us to leave. He kept trying to talk us into staying for a few more days. Then he started begging. It was really pathetic.

Everything suddenly became very uncomfertable and awkward, so we decided to leave as soon as possible. We had to drive fast because John Lithgow ended up chasing the car.

Jesus....
Yeah, but that's not all.
We all went home feeling very strange about what went on at the cabin, and swore never to speak of it again.

When I woke up that morning, I looked out the window and guess who I saw....
JOHN FUCKING LITHGOW!
He pitched a tent and was camping out in my front yard. Can you believe that shit?

That's fuked up, man....
Shut your mouth, I'm still talkin'.
Anyway, I went out to confront Mr. Lithgow. I told him to leave my property before I called the proper authorities. He started ranting about how I'm sexually ungenerous towards him. I knew he had lost his mind spending all that time by himself out in the woods.

I knew that he wouldn't have left my property on his own, so I picked up a piece of fire wood and threw it at his head. That stunned him and he ran off.
I've never seen him since, but he still occasionally sends me obscene phone messages.

Man, that's a fucked up story.
Yeah, it sure is....

So, have you ever met a celebrity?

Well, I saw Bruce Campbell at an airport once.
Cool.
The End
This comic was based off the play Hamlet by William Shakespeare.

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ok but go to me i'm a new gnoz!

4. 21.11.06 at 01:50 |jojo0079/10
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Lol
3. 20.04.06 at 17:16 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
it was cool
2. 25.09.05 at 18:45 |pulse10/10
pulse
Good job, boinky33.
1. 21.09.05 at 02:19 |Nerdinator10/10
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