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The bible is full of horse shit: the comic

by boinky33
8/10 100 pts / 12 Votes - 7 comments
You have been lied to your whole life. Everything in the bible is either untrue or has been greatly exaggerated. Only I know the real truth for some reason, and today I shall share it all with you.

First of all, God didn't create the Earth in 6 days then rested on the 7th. They got it all backwards. Here's what he did:
God got his mom to do the whole thing for him, but he still got full credit. And it only took 1 day, so he rested 6 days. I mean, just look at the fucking world around you. It sure looks like he rushed it.

It also says in the bible:

And god said "Let there be light!" and there was light.

All he did was turn on the switch. Which he didn't even install by himself. God has a friend whose an electrician, so he did it. And he only charged God half price.

And so, when God was making every living creature, he made them all in one day, except the duck-billed platypus, which he created a few years later when he was experimenting with drugs.

And as for Moses, everything about him was lost in translation, so it's all pretty much made up. First of all, his name was Marty. And he didn't part the Red Sea. He farted in Red Lobster, and was asked to leave by the manager for ruining other people's meals.

And David and Goliath? Well, you know that old kid's show Davey & Goliath, and how it's based of the story from the bible?
Wrong! The story from the bible was actually based off the show.
Seriously.

If you would like to learn more about the horse shit religion is spoon feeding us, just mail me a question and I will be more than happy to answer it.
UNLESS YOU'RE A JEW!
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This comic is full of awesome.
7. 11.02.07 at 15:02 |pulse10/10
pulse
This comic is full of win.
6. 11.02.07 at 06:21 |MadHatterJ10/10
MadHatterJ
4. Answer: Shut up.
5. 11.02.07 at 06:17 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Question: Why does your mum take it elbow deep of arabs?
4. 29.01.07 at 20:32 |Sw0rd110/10
Sw0rd11
Isn't it called the A-Spot?
3. 07.03.06 at 03:12 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
lol i like it boinky33 but what would that bernardo guy say? anyways i got another thing for you... It says that you should not be gay aKa Homosexual, but yet why do men have G-spots in there ass? I only know this though because my friend told me, so i do kind of worry how he found this out lol
2. 21.09.05 at 17:41 |JakeAkbar
JakeAkbar
dud ei loves the moses ones lol 10 man 10
1. 16.09.05 at 00:18 |juneplayer10/10
juneplayer
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