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Willacoochie USA: Camouflage Joe

by boinky33
8/10 159 pts / 19 Votes - 7 comments
Mr. X!
Mr. X!
Mr. X!
What?
What?
What?

I wrote a poem. Would you like to hear it?
Not really, but you're going to tell it to me anyway, so please get it over with....

David E. Kelley
He is very smelly
I went to his house,
and he served me mint jelly

So, did you like it?
No, I didn't like it.
It was even worse than doctorwho's comics.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah?

That a fact?
It is.

Then why was my poem selected to be published?
What are you talking about?

I entered a contest and they said I won and would be published in their next book if I sent them a 50 dollar check.
Uh....where exactly did you find this contest?

Internet.
Leroy, I think this is a scam.

YOUR MOM IS A SCAM!

Fools! They stand idly by, engaging in conversation, unaware that I, Camouflage Joe, am right beside them, listening to every word they speak.

Why the hell is Joe standing there dressed like that?

These fools haven't a clue!

Tee-Hee!

We know you're there, Joe!
Blast! They heard me! I better go to Plan B and pretend I'm a shrubbery with a bird in it!

Tweet!
Tweet!

Cut the shit, Joe.
We can clearly see you.
No you can't.

Yes we can, you idiot! How do you expect to blend in with nature when there's no nature to blend in with? You're in the damn city!

Well, I was standing infront of a green truck earlier, but it drove away.


I mean:
Tweet!
Tweet!

That's it!
I'm out of here!


So....

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Who said that???
It was I:
Camouflage Joe!

Gosh, you sure scared me!
I couldn't see you at all!
That was the plan!

So....do you want to hear my poem?
Sure!

David E. Kelley
He is very smelly
I went to his house,
and he served me mint jelly

Wow! That was great!

You really think so?
Yeah! You should get that published!

I did!
you did?
Man, that's so awesome!

you know, I've been trying to get my novel published for years. It's about a vampire who solves mysteries and....

This unstructured
comic has been cancelled, and replaced with boinky33's new series:
Tourettes Syndrome Tommy, already in progress....

PUBIC HAIR!
The End
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7. 20.04.06 at 17:25 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
hahaha its funny how paul martin is your little announcer guy. He looks kind of like a butler in comic character form.

In case anyone doesnt know who paul martin is, he's the prime minister of canada.
6. 10.10.05 at 07:58 |kabie10/10
kabie
10/10 dude that was frigging hilarious
5. 17.09.05 at 21:01 |spacepillow
spacepillow
awsome 10/10
4. 17.09.05 at 02:58 |lildiablo140010/10
lildiablo1400
Excellent! Very funny!
3. 16.09.05 at 16:23 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
Good 6!
2. 16.09.05 at 15:25 |doctorwho6/10
doctorwho
fantasticly funny.
1. 16.09.05 at 14:54 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
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