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Willacoochie USA: up on the rooftop

by boinky33
9/10 120 pts / 13 Votes - 8 comments
Sigh. What a lonely day.

"Ho! Ho! Ho!"
Oh no! Somebody's breaking into my house through the chimney!
Where did I leave my shotgun?

Ho! Ho! Ho!
You wouldn't shoot Santa, would you?
Santa?
What the cunt are you doing here?

I'm here to hand out gifts to all the non-Jewish girls and boys of the world!
Yeah, but....you know it's June, right?

It is?
Yeah.

You sure?
I'm sure.

Really?
Really, Santa.


You aren't pulling Santa's leg, are you?
No, I'm not. It's June.

Shit!

Wow, you only come once a year, but now you're coming too early.

What a rude little boy you are.
Little boy? I'm 36 years old!

I don't know if you deserve any gifts this year.
Yeah, I've been pretty naughty this year.

Tell me something I don't know!
Ok, I have a foot fetish.


Wait a minute....
You're not little Billy Fisher from Ohio!
Nope. I'm Mr. X.
And this is Willacoochie USA.

Willacoochie USA?
I've never heard of this place before....AND I'M SANTA!
Yeah....we don't usually get visitors.

Well, I could never give you any presents, Mr. X. You're way too naughty. And besides, you're smoking!
I don't smoke. This isn't even a cigarette. I'm chewing on a tampon.

That's it! I'm getting the hell out of here! You people are fucking creepy!
Don't bump your ass on the chimney on the way out!

Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.

HAPPY EASTER!
Shit.
The End
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Tampax are more brittle than store brands, I find them quite easier on the teeth.
8. 07.10.06 at 04:52 |pulse10/10
pulse
Lol
7. 20.04.06 at 17:26 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
nice
6. 10.04.06 at 19:23 |heartagram_66610/10
heartagram_666
1. Fuck yes.
5. 13.03.06 at 00:32 |Rednecks_2_Rox10/10
Rednecks_2_Rox
pokekid u are crap this was funny
4. 16.10.05 at 00:44 |kittycatnat
kittycatnat
crap it is
3. 18.09.05 at 22:04 |pokekid
pokekid
Very Funny!
2. 17.09.05 at 14:58 |FFXking
FFXking
nice one. perfect for the holidays.



Don't you just hate it when haloween isn't even here yet, but the stores start putting up Xmas promos, cards and displays anyway?
1. 17.09.05 at 12:45 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
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