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Caramel Portions: Queen of the Spelling Bee

by Entropic_Catalyst
8/10 176 pts / 21 Votes - 16 comments
Okay, we`ve made it to the final round of the match. The last word is "sic." This is the verb "sic," meaning "to set upon or attack."

I`ll use it in a sentence. "I´m going to sic my pet elk on you if you don`t stop dry-humping my imposter`s prostetic leg."

Doctorwho, it`s your turn.
Sic. S-I-C-K. Sic.

I`m sorry, that`s incorrect.
What? No it isn`t! No it isn`t! I`m right about everything! I`m doctorwho! I`m doctorwho! S-I-C-K! This is a conspiracy! You`re cheating! You`re all cheating! You know I`m right! I`m doctorwho!

Entropic Catalyst, it`s your turn. The word is "sic."
Sex. S-E-X. Sex.

Um, I`m sorry, but that was not the right word.

FFXKing, it`s your turn. The word is "sic."
Sic. S-I-C. Sic.

Correct! Congratulations, you are the spelling bee king!
Yes!

Not fair! NOT FAIR! I`m supposed to win! You cheated! I was right! I`m doctorwho! Waah! Waaah! Waaaaaah!
I`m sorry, but you`re wrong. Perhaps you confused the verb "sic" with the adjective "sick," meaning "ill."

Say that I`m right! I`ll sick [sic] Pokemon Jesus on you if you don`t admit that I`m the best, you sic [sic] POOPYHEAD!
Look, how about if I tell you that you`re the queen of the spelling bee? Will that make you shut up?

You mean... I`m a... winner? For the first time in my life, I`m not a loser? Hooray! I win!
Yeah, let`s just make this like the Special Olympics where everyone`s a winner.

But I lost at the Special Olympics.
Oh, tough break!

That`s okay. It`s only because everyone else cheated. They were afraid to admit that I`m the best, but everyone knows it`s true.

I`m doctorwho.



Anyone who votes for this comic is an idot! [sic]

On the next Caramel Portions, the good doctor tries his hand at role-playing.

Let`s play Spiderdude. It`s the game where we get to swing around in the nude.
Eeew! You sic [sic] weirdo!

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pretty good if u ask me 10/10
16. 30.12.05 at 01:27 |cocoa10/10
cocoa
haha

15. 07.10.05 at 20:31 |kabie
kabie
Stop crying doctor!
14. 30.09.05 at 13:17 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
Absolutely brilliant 10/10
13. 29.09.05 at 17:58 |onlyone10/10
onlyone
Why won't anyone put me in their comics?Bibble.
12. 29.09.05 at 16:57 |Fartyman
Fartyman
HAHAHA excellent! 10/10
11. 29.09.05 at 07:07 |rosibella10/10
rosibella
Great!
10. 21.09.05 at 02:25 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
THAT WAS GREAT!
9. 20.09.05 at 22:08 |Nerdinator
Nerdinator
A prefect 10.
8. 20.09.05 at 21:31 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
lol poor poor doctorwho such a weener
7. 20.09.05 at 19:36 |JakeAkbar8/10
JakeAkbar
I have a thecaptainofo character made, so you'll be in one of my comics soon.
6. 20.09.05 at 15:04 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
Now I am in 2 comic series (other than my own), Dusk of the Dead & Caramel Portions! 10/10
5. 20.09.05 at 14:49 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
Thanks
4. 20.09.05 at 14:10 |doctorwho10/10
doctorwho
Amazing comic! 10/10
3. 20.09.05 at 14:02 |boinky3310/10
boinky33
http://www.gnomz....
2. 20.09.05 at 13:04 |doctorwho10/10
doctorwho
This comic is dedicated to Christopher Reeves, who never got to see the inside of the space shuttle Discovery.
1. 20.09.05 at 12:59 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
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