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Chronicles of Mammon: The Man in the High Castle

by thecaptainofo

60 pts / 8 Votes - 3 comments


	I, K.S.Loofis, humbly regret killing off your personal bodyguard. It's just as a Sufi mystic hermit, I really don't like visitors.


	Alhamdulilah, Ghazali was a brave soul. May his spirt be stroked by sexually promiscious virgin sluts tending to him in the upper heavens..

Earth Islam:


	You know, it's quite funny this situation. It reminds of the time just immediately after the Victorious Holy Iraqi Jihad, when we finally repelled the Great Satan's forces from the Persian Gulf 25 years ago?


	When the cowardly Ibn Abu Zarqawi finally crawled back to my cave HQ in Kabul begging forgiveness, I dispatched him mercilessly for his inadequate commitment to the cause. He had CONDEMNED the hotel bombings in Jordan, to which he is a Jordanian.


	Spineless jellyfish he was. More than happy to take foreign fighters on a suicide run in a foreign land, but when it happens in his mom & dad's backyard? NooooOOOoo! What a hypocrite, not quite cut out to be part of my Martyr Legions. Happy to boss people about, but when his own mother gets blown up he puts up a fuss. Tsk. Where's the commitment, I ask you?


	Bismillah-ih-rah man. May the coward be forever sodomised by the horned ifrit. Fancy some ridiculously sugary tea at my place is is custom in this area?


	Ohhh, ta lets. You can be mother.


	Ohhh very nice. Good stereo that. I thought hermits were meant to live meagrely?

K.S.Loofis' hideaway:


	Well, just because I'm a hermit doesn't mean I can't live comfortably. Anyway, welcome to my humble abode!


	This is where I wrote my 1001 Narnian Nights series! The Sorceror's Ifrit, The Ape, The False Lion & The Lamp, The Djinn and His Boy, Sultan Caspian, The Voyage of the Magic Carpet, The Silver Scimitar, and The Last Victory, were all written here!


	Ohh I so enjoyed the Last Victory, your final chapter in your Narnian fiction. I love how Aslan is revealed to be the false blasphemer that he is, and that all the pale-skinned infidels go to hell for worshipping the wrong god!


	Yes it was my favourite chapter too!


	Where do you get your ideas, Oh K.S. Loofis?


	Oh! I must say I'm a big fan of Muslim tract cartoonist, Jakob Taamas Ibn Chick-Pea, his fundamentalist cartoon ravings being an inspiration to my children's propaganda!


	Oh how I love the works of Ibn Chick-Pea! My favourite is the piece 'Yahweh Has No Son' in which the filthy unwashed Xians all worship their Fish God, on accounts of the Issa Fish symbol you see everywhere on those infidel blasphemers.


	You know.. This is strangely familiar. Ever heard of the scientific fantasy writer Pillipus Kalif Ibn Tik?


	Pillip K. Tik!! The guy who wrote the story 'Scimitar Runner' about robots in the future? MAN I love that guy!


	Yes well, he also wrote this story which used the now heretical idea of the 'many worlds theory'. It was called 'The Man In The High Castle'.


	In it he postulated a world NOT run and dominated by the Ottoman empire after WW I, that in turn spawned this neo-Caliphate, and that the Muslimised globe finally trounced the infidel Xian empire of the United Satanic Abominations by dropping an atomic suicide bomber on Washington, but also in fact the worlds are running parallel co-existing side by side! And everyone's nuts about this novel by this mysterious writer, the title of the book within a book. Oh SO postmodern. Anyway..


	Don't you.. don't you ever get that feeling we're being watched by infidels from another non-muslimised world, observing our very thoughts and actions? And that in fact, we have.. (the horror) actual non-muslim versions of ourselves in these mirror universes?

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	that was great even though i didn't read all of it
	3. 08.06.06 at 03:13 \|wolflord


	Jakob Taamas Ibn Chick-Pea? Awesome!
	2. 10.12.05 at 01:09 \|Entropic_Catalyst


	10 points! Excellent!
	1. 09.12.05 at 00:17 \|FFXking

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