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Metaverse: NEW! The Guilt-Free Diet!

by thecaptainofo
7/10 40 pts / 6 Votes - 1 comments
Oh god I feel so fat after that pea! This'll ruin my modeling contract with Lagerfield!
Have you tried this new 'Bleeding Obvious (tm) diet, Erin?

A scientist in Michigan discovered that if you only eat when you're hungry, do not snack, and do moderate exercise, you will lose weight!

Eat what you like, carb, fat, oil, soap, the works! And best of all, it's guilt free AND you'll never worry about your weight ever again!

Wow Jody, that sounds like fun! I'm gonna give that a try..

Hmm.. Check those scales. Nothing's seemed to have happened so far. Maybe I'll scoff more hotdogs to see if it works faster.
DAY 1:
YES! SUCCESS! I seem to have lost a little bit of weight. Must be water retention. Maybe extra cheeseburgers?
DAY 2:
Oh my my figure is so curvy and svelte and the chart says I'm JUST at the right weight for my body type but I STILL can lose more! Those pizzas sure look good..
DAY 3:
*scoff*scoff* I can't BELIEVE it! I'm losing off pounds by the pounds! This diet is really magic! More whipped cream deep fried mars bars here!
DAY 4:
Mmm I love deep fried cheese frieds to munch on when I work out. God it's so easy maintaining the perfect figure!
DAY 5:
I love to show off my trimmer, younger, healthier body. I.. Do I smell rotten fetid garbage? Mmm garbage..
DAY 6:
*munch*munch*mun ch* At pizza hut at pizza hut kentucky fried chicken at the..
DAY 7:
OH MY GOD ERIN! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF!
Don't hate me because I'm gaunt and beautiful you fat bitch!

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