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Chronicles of Mammon: Beyond Holy Thunderdome

by thecaptainofo
7/10 40 pts / 6 Votes - 1 comments
Classroom Vatican: 20 years ago..
Now lishtenink here young Herr Benny, ve ze church are to produce some televisual propaganda based on ze C.S.Lewis work, unt Chronicles of Narnia!
Da, your holinessninkness !

Ve need ze hot young actor to playink the pantomime-like part of ze lion, ASLAN! He vill be be in ze make-up, unt vill inspire kids all over ze world!

Now go unt find me ze young hot actor who vill fit ze profile of our eshteemed organisationink!
At vunce, mein master!

CUT! That's a wrap guys! Now I shall sign these autographs of my legions of adoring fans who admire me for the nice guy that I am..
On the set of Lethal Weapon...
Here you go. and to you. And you. And y... Huh? Who're you?
Herr Mel Gibson! It iss an honour to be meetink you! I am ArchCardinal Benny Ze Vottriler! Panzer Bishop at mein servicink!

Cool. I'm a religious man, a well as a popular sex icon! A pleasure to meet you Benny. What can I do you for?

Vell, is for inquirink on ze possibilities of your acthink services! Ze church is makink a film of children's tales unt ve need schumone high profile acthink like you!

Cool. I'm game for that. What's the part and what film is it Benny?

The part of Aslan in the all-new live action Chronicles of Narnia!

So here ve are 6 months later unt at special filem viewink of your screen test as ze lion Aslan! Vot you thinkink of ze screen test?
To be honest Benny, it's crap..
After a screening:
?
.. I look just like the cowardly lion from that pagan blasphemous film, the 'Wizard of Oz', I should be SCARY, FEARSOME, and GODLY not some guy in a lion suit! But you know what Benny? You may be on to something here, or rather... I am!
To be continued..
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I like how the avatar you used for Mel Gibson is the same as Cousin Stan from your Mianus, Uranus series. All those self-righteous, bigoted religious fanatics do look the same, don`t they?

1. 15.12.05 at 03:46 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
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