10 latest comics

par Buciex, 5 pts

par DOH_Doh, 10 pts

par flint, 30 pts

par DOH_Doh, 20 pts

par DOH_Doh, 20 pts

par grouchobeer, 30 pts

Politics

par maybe, 20 pts

You can't spell ...

par grouchobeer, 30 pts

Change

par grouchobeer, 20 pts

Celeb

par DOH_Doh, 14 pts

Top5 blogz

Le blogz de Trelkax

PINK KARIBOU
Questions existencielles d'une souris marsienne.

Mouse On Mars

Moi

J'aime pas les descriptions. Tu verras bien.

Et ta soeur, elle fume du cannabis ?

Continue

Create an avatar

Comic of the day

Saw 7

le 10.01.09

if jesus came right now...

le 09.01.09

if jesus came right now...

le 08.01.09

I Don't Love English

le 07.01.09

We want our MTV

le 06.01.09

Previous days

Chronicles of Mammon: Lethal Weapon of Faith

by thecaptainofo

40 pts / 6 Votes - 3 comments


	So Mr. Mel Gibson, you are not linkink zis live action filem of ze Narnia Chronicles wif you in ze lion suit?


	Yep ArchCardinal Benny. I have to be honest. It's complete crap.

20 years ago:


	However, I'm sure I can salvage.. At least an idea from this.


	Say once I pass my peak as an actor and decide to go into directing, I may just take a shot at the Chronicles of Narnia, but only..


	Maybe I'll call it the Chronicles of the Messiah. And I'll swap Narnia for... Jerusalem.. And Aslan, for a Jewish carpenter called... Aslan. Yes.


	I'll make a biopic depicting the last 6 hours of Aslan before his... death. Which will reveal the truth on who killed Aslan really! All those damn filthy pig-like orc goblin beings! Oh, I meant the authority of them. Yes. When I become super rich, famous, powerful and a director. That's it.


	Ach zay! Iss your papa Herr 'Hutton Gibson', of ze loony fringe set of Catholicismink called ze 'Holy Family' zat denies ze Holocaust unt thinks his holiness John Paul iz ze antipope?


	Uh.. Yes, yes he is. I was brought up under his beliefs too, but whether or not I can confirm or refute these beliefs in the public eye, y'know it's bad for my acting career. So other than he's my dad and I love him, no further comment.


	Why do you ask?


	Uh, vell.. It's just..


	With zose similiar beliefs.. I vos vunderink if your papa unt I shared ze zame classes in ze Hitler Youth seminars wif me..


	Oh vell! Zank you for your time actor Mel Gibson!


	It's been a pleasure... Y'know, I'm a movie star now, but I WILL become a big director soon you know. And I am a man of faith my good Benny. And honour. And especially, reciprocation.


	Ach, of course, if you are sayink so Mr. Gibson!


	I DID do you that favour dressing up in that lion suit. Squid go pro Benny, squid go pro. WHEN I'm a big director and WHEN I do that Aslan biopic, I hope you can promise me that... I'll be able to raid the Catholic Treasury Vault to indulge my other future theoretical directorial projects. Deal?


	Ven you accomplish zat unt ven say, I am ze pope, zen I vill do as you are askink!


	Good! It's agreed! See you in 20!


	Like all zat vill ever happen in my lifetime. Heh heh! Ze fool..


	Your Popiness, the esteemed director Mel Gibson here to see you about substantial funding for his 'The Passion' spin-off TV sitcom series..


	[b]ESSEN MINE SCHIZER HERR GIBSON!

The Present:

Previous Comic

Next Comic

Send to a friend The comic on my site RSS of this author Alert us

comments


	Il faut être membre pour commenter et voter
	Note :


	Soon you shall see...
	3. 20.12.05 at 14:27 \|thecaptainofo


	A sitcom based on The Passion of the Christ? Now that I´d pay good money to see!
	2. 20.12.05 at 00:45 \|Entropic_Catalyst


	Your popiness...
	1. 16.12.05 at 21:57 \|Halo_2_Rox

Community

Take part in the forums !

Who's online?
There are currently 527 guests and 1 member online

pixel_artist

goodies

Wallpapers, icons and banners...

Golden Gnomz

Talented authors spotted by the editorial team.