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Carl Murphy, Attorny At Things

by pulse
7/10 70 pts / 10 Votes - 5 comments
Uh, excuse me! You just stepped on my foot!
Oh, ma'am I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

Oh it's okay, it's not like I'm gonna sue*laughs*
Yeah, haha-

Did somebody say, SUE???
She did, but its not anything seri-

Ma'am, I would be honored to bring the judical system's gavel down on the wrong doings of your attacker

...What?

Well I can tell your very very distraught from the assault that has ensued upon you, so we can come to my office and talk it over.
stop it

And we'll see your ass in court!
What the hell is going on??

So thats what our case should probably be, any questions??
I wanna go home...
Hours later
You won't go home until justice has been served against that depraved man! Now lets get to the court
Go Away!

All rise for the honorable Judge Beaverhausein
You may all sit
In The Courtroom
Who is the plaintiff?
Me sir, *dramatic voice* Carl Murphy, Attorny At Things!


Uh...Yeah...and who is representing the defense?
Me sir, Johnny Cochran

Oh shit, were screwed...
*sobbing* I want to go home...

I rule in favor of the defense *hits gavel*
Fuck! Im sorry Bonnie. I tried.
Days Later
I hate you!
Until next case! *dramatic voice* Carl Murphy, Attorny At Thi-

FUCK YOU!
End
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NoteNote :   
Don`t be nice to the hippy.

Give them the sipphy.
5. 21.09.06 at 06:40 |insertnamehere10/10
insertnamehere
NEVER underestimate the power of Johnny Cochran
4. 04.08.06 at 03:43 |The_Acheiver10/10
The_Acheiver
okay?
3. 01.07.06 at 05:22 |antibush275/10
antibush27
alright
2. 27.06.06 at 17:24 |MontyPythonMan5/10
MontyPythonMan
Didn't see the point of it 0/10
1. 20.12.05 at 11:46 |DjCasper0/10
DjCasper
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