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FUCKMAN avoids a spit-roasting

by FuckMan
7/10 96 pts / 13 Votes - 9 comments
RED-WHO DESTROY YOU F*CKMAN!
BLUE-WHO WILL DO TO YOU 'TIL YOU BECOME F*CKEDMAN (I'm so clever, geddit?) *hears voices in head*
The Negative Zone:
Zounds! These weirdo robotic zombies sound just like the WHO (who has conveniently disappeared to heighten dramatic tension, not irony!). Whatever should I do?

NORTH SOUTH EAST WEST WHO'S COMICS ARE THE BEST! CONFESS YOUR SINS TO WHO! DOWN YOUR GUINESS TO WHO!
DESTROY ALL THREATS TO WHO! DESTROY ALL THREATS TO WHO! YOU MUST LOVE WHO! YOU MUST DIE FOR WHO!

Why that's IT! His proxy zombies suffer from the same arrogance and insufferability as the Master WHO! I shall exploit this latent narcissism to my own advantage!

RED-WHO DESTROY YOU WITH CLEAN ANAL-FISTING! RED-WHO DESTR.. HEY WHERE DID BLUE-WHO GO?
Don't mind him! You know, you RED-WHO has always been the more talented of the two of you proxies!

REALLY? HAH! I KNEW YOU WOULD EVENTUALLY COME ROUND TO MY WAY OF THINKING AND RECOGNISE THAT I AM YOUR SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY!
That's right! But do you know who disagrees? BLUE-WHO that's who!

WHAT?? BLUE-WHO SAY THAT?
Yep! And also he said in order to display how superior he is to you, he's gonna indulge in a bit of ass-medievalling with you in an aggressively physical and sexually humiliating way to display your inferiorness to him!

WHY I'LL SHOW HIM A THING OR TWO! WAIT HERE WHILE I FIND HIM..
It's working! Now for the other one..

DESTROY F*CK'DMAN! TAKE AWAY THE GROUCH'S BEER! PROVE THE CATALYST TO HIS ENTROPY! DESTROY..
Elsewhere:
Yoo-who! BLUE-WHO! I wanted to say how very much I admire your work and passion towards clean comics and your efforts to lead the entire gnomz community to worship you!
YOU.. YOU REALLY THINK SO? THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT TO ME, I..

But the trouble is, someone disagrees and thinks you're unfunny, dishonest, hypocritical, and a stalking troll.. And that person is RED-WHO..
WHAT! RED-WHO SAY THAT? THE NERVE OF HIM!

Not only that! He told me he's gonna force you to play drop the soap with him and be his bunk-bed biatch when the sun come down on the down low..
OH DID HE? WELL BLUE-WHO WILL SHOW HIM WHO IS QUEEN OF THE SPELLING BEE!


Right! That's him taken care of too! Now to sit back, relax and enjoy the show!
To be continued:
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6. See WHO? Even davidkoresh is a fan! hahahahah!
9. 20.01.06 at 00:26 |FuckMan10/10
FuckMan
I really hope that you make a sequel. AWESOME!!!
8. 14.01.06 at 04:53 |rocky_X9410/10
rocky_X94
Me likey.
7. 12.01.06 at 03:38 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
What the .....
6. 12.01.06 at 03:07 |doctorwho0/10
doctorwho
COOL!
5. 12.01.06 at 02:49 |davidkoresh10/10
davidkoresh
Don't you worry pulse! We'll soon move away from deductorwho histrioics to a new arena of satire and humour more fulfilling, more rewarding, and more enjoymenting for your reading pleasure.



Happy now?
4. 12.01.06 at 02:12 |FuckMan10/10
FuckMan
I think so
3. 12.01.06 at 02:05 |pulse0/10
pulse
Never..
2. 12.01.06 at 01:52 |sir_sweet9/10
sir_sweet
Disagree all you want. It NEVER gets old.
1. 12.01.06 at 01:48 |FuckMan10/10
FuckMan
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