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Bareback Mounting: Baise Bleue-Rouge!

by FuckMan
9/10 78 pts / 9 Votes - 5 comments
SO WE MEET AT LAST BLUE-WHO!
YES INDEEDY RED-WHO!
Negative Zone:
TWO[/b] ASPE[b]CT[/b]S [b]O[/b]F THE GREATE[b]R[/b] [b]WHO[/b] PERSONAL[b]I[/b] TY, ON A PHY[b]S[/b]ICAL [b]A[/b]ND SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE S[b]HOWDOWN TO DETERMINE WHO THE BEST OF THE WHO IS!
AND THAT WILLY[/b] BE ME! PRE[b]P[/b]ARE F[b]O[/b]R RE[b]C[/b]TAL EXAMINATION FROM MY AZU[b]R[/b]E TODGER YOU DAM UNDERL[b]INE DEMON FROM HELL!

NOT IF I SHUT[/b] DOWN MY CRIMSON CORNHOLIO! PR[b]EPARE TO FACE MY SCARLET BOD PENETRATION DALMATIAN INVASION YOU STRIAPACH[b]!
And a very nice bod it is actually...

You... You really think so?
Yeah! And... Now that I think of it, you are pretty cute actually..

Yeah so are you! OH BLUE-WHO! You're so perfect! I cannot believe we've been fighting each other, repressing our feelings for each other! We who have spent so much time together alone, tending the herd of sheep our flock, but resisting the memory, the scent that is so familiar..

Oh RED-WHO! We have to stop the fighting and get with the loving.. I know now, when I look into your eyes and through your shitty centre parting hairstyle of your hate-filled avatar, it is you WHO I truly love too...

My love for you will echo through the planar dimensions, forever and beyond my love!
Yes! The glistening wetness of the pre-emissions from your towering maroon member, are like juice of the heavens I so adore!

Man we're pretty good at the poetry aren't we?
Egads![/b] Truly we are the [b]masons[/b] of love not [b]losers!

But what now? The prophecy dictates we must compete in gladiatorial combat of brutal sodomy in order to fulfil the terms of victory!
I KNOW a clever, and devious way for the both of us to achieve nirvanal satisfaction WITHOUT the need for condoms!

CENSORED
CENSORED
[b]MMM mmM MMmMMm mmMMm mmMM!
MM mmMM mmm [/b] *gasp!* You're right RED WHO! Homomonosexual incestous clone self-masturbatio n Jeremy 69-ing is the [b]BEST!

CENSORED
CENSORED
Mmm Mmm. You[/b] su[b]re tasted good, like.. like tasting myself!
Indeed, but alas! Because of our contradic[/b] tory belief systems, we've suceeded in [b]k[/b]ill [b]i[/b]ng ourselves [b]slowy! We're [b]disintegratin g!

Good bye my love! BLARRRRRRGG
It was better to have loved Pete Townsend than OUAARGGGG


*poit!*

And THERE you have it! The evil proxy clones of the WHO[/b], defeated by the power of narciss[b]is[/b] tic self-love, one of his most m[b]a[/b]jor weaknesses! Now to ta[b]c[/b]kle that Evil hate-filled g[b]o[/b]d WHO himself, and to res[b]c[/b]ue the Super Chums! Later [b]k[/b]ids[b]!

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I didn't get most of the bolded areas.
5. 13.01.06 at 03:03 |Halo_2_Rox
Halo_2_Rox
It t[/b]ook me a w[b]h[/b]ile to get the [b]secret[/b] message w[b]i[/b]thin the panel[b]s[/b]. In[b]t[/b]eresting tec[b]h[/b]n[b]i[/b] que[b]s? 10 for an unusual effort.
4. 13.01.06 at 00:28 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
Holy fucking shitballs, you are a fucking genius!
Now, bring on the dumbass little cunts who want to bitch about this comic. The only thing funnier than your biting satirical wit is their idiotic protests.

10 motherfucking points.
3. 12.01.06 at 23:48 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
You magnificent bastard.
2. 12.01.06 at 22:10 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
I lo[/b]ve a [b]u[/b]n[b]i[/b]que love [b]story with a happy ending.
1. 12.01.06 at 21:20 |FuckMan10/10
FuckMan
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