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The End Of Average Ethan

by The_Acheiver
8/10 38 pts / 5 Votes - 2 comments
alright lets open our fortune cookies! you ready?
Alright lets open our fortune cookies!

alright read your cookie!
alright it says: "you have 10 minutes unitl you find the love of your life"

*whistle*
IN THE FUTURE 10 MINUTES
MARSHYMALLOW!
IN THE FUTURE 10 MINUTES
well thats bullshit!
huh mine says:
"you have until midnight to do everything you have ever wanted to do".......cool!

alright i have to findout what i need to do! *takes out list of to do*
huh.. but dude, again i say, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T!

first, i will, um, uh, uhh,ummm, uh, GO TO A COMIC CONVENTION

okay! this is done! now i will, um, kill someone for no specific reason!

done! and also my next thing to do is marry the hottest chick i find!

Man, was i fucking drunk! wait, wait, wait....AHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ethy hunny! hehe *blush*

i need to find another thing before my eyes bleed!!!!! uh i am going to...um... GO ON MY OWN COMPUTER SCREEN!

Hehe porn is fun when you are in the computer! haha! next i will um, uh, *Looks at list* i am going to go get as drunk as possible!

NO NOT AGAIN! um another quick one, uh, um, what can i do! NO NO NO! ITS 11:55!
i have time for one more thing! i will...JOIN THE ARMY!

*BAM!* NOOOO! IM HIT,IM HIT! OH WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS ON MY LIIIIIIIIIST!??? !!!!

In fact,that reason was because ethan wanted to be just like his father, going into war, was killed, and poor 9 year old Ethan thought he was on a special mission, but never came back. now Ethan can be just like his dad, dieng in the war for what they love, and that my Friends is how the story ends. But remember to the youngins, we all love our parents, but they die for it.

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george bush wanted to make sure you werent making fun of him again.
2. 12.01.06 at 22:13 |zackraider10/10
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*sob*... huh! George W. is looking at you...
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